Poor goat is either someone’s dinner or love-slave now...
someone’s dinner or love-slave now...
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Or BOTH...
When asked why the pig only had 3 legs, the farmer replied:
“Couple of weeks back my tractor tipped over and I was trapped in the mud, smothering. The pig happened by and mucked out an area around my face so I could breath. My hired help found me and dug me out.”
Tourist: “Oh, so he lost his leg in the accident?”
Farmer..”Hell no, he came out fine but you don’t expect me to eat a good old boy like that all at once now, do you?”