someone’s dinner or love-slave now...
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Or BOTH...
When asked why the pig only had 3 legs, the farmer replied:
“Couple of weeks back my tractor tipped over and I was trapped in the mud, smothering. The pig happened by and mucked out an area around my face so I could breath. My hired help found me and dug me out.”
Tourist: “Oh, so he lost his leg in the accident?”
Farmer..”Hell no, he came out fine but you don’t expect me to eat a good old boy like that all at once now, do you?”
“Couple of weeks back my tractor tipped over and I was trapped in the mud, smothering. The pig happened by and mucked out an area around my face so I could breath. My hired help found me and dug me out.”
Tourist: “Oh, so he lost his leg in the accident?”
Farmer..”Hell no, he came out fine but you don’t expect me to eat a good old boy like that all at once now, do you?”
Ha Ha. Pretty funny. Just shows no matter what good you may do for someone, you still remain in the same spot in the food chain...
(The version of the story I heard had the pig dragging the farmer out from underneath the tractor, but I'm not going to quibble)... (*smile*)