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Woods, wife on adulterated Gatorade label
upi ^ | Jan. 13, 2010

Posted on 01/14/2010 4:21:13 AM PST by JoeProBono

DENVER , Jan. 13 (UPI) -- A Colorado man adulterated labels on bottles of Gatorade with photos of admitted adulterer Tiger Woods and his wife, federal authorities alleged Wednesday.

The bottles, which were found on shelves of stores in Erie, Boulder, Longmont, and Broomfield, carried labels with images of the world's top golfer and his wife Elin Nordegren with the word "Unfaithful," officials said.

Jason Eric Kay, 38, of Longmont was charged with misbranding and altering food labels with intent to seriously harm a person's business, the U.S. Attorney's Office and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration said in a release. He was to be held overnight and appear in U.S. District Court in Denver Thursday.

If convicted, Kay could face up to five years in prison and up to $450,000 in fines.

The Denver Post reported an FDA affidavit said Kay sent an e-mail to PesiCo, bottlers of Gatorade, offering the scandal-oriented labeling as a marketing campaign.

"It is good for Gatorade and it is good for art," the e-mail reportedly said.

Kay allegedly indicated to FDA agent Daniel Burke he changed the labels on 67 1-quart bottles of tropical-mango flavored Gatorade and considered it "pop art." The agent said Kay felt the fidelity issue was a private matter for Woods and his wife, and "he said he felt the company should be happy because he was providing them with positive press."

Burke said Kay told him, "I didn't think this was a big deal."


TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: adulterer; bigdeal; colorado; gatorade; golf; jpb; popart; tigerwoods; woods
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To: Arrowhead1952

“got a 19, before quitting for sex.”

What a HO.

I didn’t hit the one in the corridor yet. Best was a 30. So I suck because the Ho’s still told.

NOT playing anymore till tomorrow, well maybe later.


21 posted on 01/14/2010 6:28:29 AM PST by VicVega (2010 Let only Real Conservatives win. Say good night John McCain.)
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To: Arrowhead1952; stylecouncilor

Thanks for the link.


22 posted on 01/14/2010 10:38:21 AM PST by windcliff
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To: windcliff

Welcome. Have fun!


23 posted on 01/14/2010 11:09:33 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (New Year's Resolution: Never, ever, ever again vote for anyone with a (d) after their name.)
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To: JoeProBono

Can I get that in velvet?


24 posted on 01/14/2010 11:12:06 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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25 posted on 01/14/2010 11:26:38 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Too funny! I’ll be sharing this with co-workers today.


26 posted on 01/14/2010 12:19:15 PM PST by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: JoeProBono

27 posted on 01/14/2010 12:22:33 PM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

For later.


28 posted on 01/14/2010 12:23:11 PM PST by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Had to let you know.

After playing several dozen times, I finally scored a 14.

22 Under Par, 9 mistresses silenced, 0 blabbing.

“Live to cheat another day.”

After following your advice, was able to nail the one in the corridor on first or second shot.

Now I can retire from the game.

Thanks.


29 posted on 01/16/2010 2:31:11 AM PST by VicVega (2010 Let only Real Conservatives win. Say good night John McCain.)
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