Whose your daddy...?
A ventriloquist is wandering around a little village in Wales when he comes arcoss a man sitting on a fence with his dog.
He says to the man, “can I talk to your dog”,
the man says “dog’s don’t talk, but go ahead” thinking that the ventriloquist is nuts.
The ventriloquist asks the dog “how do you like your master?” and much to the man’s amazement, the dog answers “I like him a lot, he always takes me on walks and lets me sleep inside in the winter”. The ventriloquist then spots some chickens, and again asks if he can talk to them. The man is curious to see what the chickens have to say, so he agrees. “What do you think of your master?” asks the ventriloquist, to which the chicken replies “Oh I think he’s wonderful, there’s always lots of seed and we all have plenty of room to walk around”. At that moment, a sheep wanders around the side of the house. As the ventriloquist goes to walk over to the sheep, the man calls out “Don’t listent o a word he says, that sheep is a damned liar!”
Mutton to see here, move along.
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Ewes yo Daddy?