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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course!
| k Moriens
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
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To: NicknamedBob
Yah, I know. But it’s okay. I arrive at night, I depart at night, and I’ll spend my days sitting in meeting rooms.
1,041
posted on
02/22/2010 6:51:08 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
The fox, so cunning and free ...
1,042
posted on
02/22/2010 7:09:52 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob
The fox, so cunning and free ... Or confined to indoor spaces...
1,043
posted on
02/22/2010 8:18:03 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
1,044
posted on
02/22/2010 9:35:40 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
To: ThomasThomas
Good morning. Warmish and foggy here. I’m told it’s supposed to be sunny later. I don’t like mud.
1,045
posted on
02/23/2010 4:13:17 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Tax-chick
1,046
posted on
02/23/2010 4:14:50 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Tax-chick
Still foggy. Ash’s medicine is making her dopey.
1,047
posted on
02/23/2010 7:58:53 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Tax-chick
Now would be a good time for Frank to swoop in and do the book interrogation treatment.
1,048
posted on
02/23/2010 8:52:23 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
He might get her to tell him about how she dreams of heaping bowls of chickpeas ...
1,049
posted on
02/23/2010 8:53:30 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Tax-chick
Chickpeas, now that’s usually something dogs don’t think of.
Might be worth looking into.
1,050
posted on
02/23/2010 8:59:07 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
1,051
posted on
02/23/2010 9:00:41 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Tax-chick
Well, my cat likes watermelon.
(The hyperthyroid cat that attempts to limb me.)
1,052
posted on
02/23/2010 9:03:43 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar
...Youll shrivel up like a California Raisin.HAH! Phoenix is far too humid with all the cotton fields and citrus orchards that need irrigation. Not to mention all the pools. Besides, this time of year, they get the weather we just had. Take a jacket, Sion!!
1,053
posted on
02/23/2010 9:12:44 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: Tax-chick
Hello!
I’m glad you asked about genealogy. I found out all the work I’ve done has to be done over....*sigh*
1,054
posted on
02/23/2010 9:14:31 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: sionnsar
20 and snowing here. December in February. 16 tomorrow...
To: Monkey Face
Oh, no!
I just got back from running, first time since the accident (10/01/09). Nothing hurts, except my ears, which got cold. Now I need to wash up, and then Elen and I are going over to my Mexican lady to practice music for Sunday.
1,056
posted on
02/23/2010 10:06:34 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Dead Corpse; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
1,057
posted on
02/23/2010 10:29:58 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Dead Corpse
Oh, ICK!
We had rain from midnight to about 0900 yesterday AM and the mountains around me are snowy. Last night it was 31 here...in my front yard.
Jeez. Poor DC!
1,058
posted on
02/23/2010 10:32:22 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: Tax-chick
Well, I needed something to do, anyway. The hard part is that I have given some genealogies away, and have to have them sent back so I can scan them.
At least it will keep me out of bars and off the streets. ;o]
1,059
posted on
02/23/2010 10:34:06 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: Monkey Face
Did you lose your files in your computer crash?
It looks like we’re going to have a thunderstorm this evening. We had a successful music practice. My friend said her father-in-law just died, back in Mexico. I’ll have to get a card for her husband and request a Mass.
Tom said there’s snow in our forecast for tomorrow night! I hope it’s a myth, because we have another choir practice scheduled.
1,060
posted on
02/23/2010 12:38:46 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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