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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course! | k Moriens

Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!


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To: NicknamedBob

Yah, I know. But it’s okay. I arrive at night, I depart at night, and I’ll spend my days sitting in meeting rooms.


1,041 posted on 02/22/2010 6:51:08 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

The fox, so cunning and free ...


1,042 posted on 02/22/2010 7:09:52 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
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To: NicknamedBob
The fox, so cunning and free ...

Or confined to indoor spaces...

1,043 posted on 02/22/2010 8:18:03 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.


1,044 posted on 02/22/2010 9:35:40 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Good morning. Warmish and foggy here. I’m told it’s supposed to be sunny later. I don’t like mud.


1,045 posted on 02/23/2010 4:13:17 AM PST by Tax-chick (Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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To: Tax-chick

1,046 posted on 02/23/2010 4:14:50 AM PST by Tax-chick (Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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To: Tax-chick

Still foggy. Ash’s medicine is making her dopey.


1,047 posted on 02/23/2010 7:58:53 AM PST by Tax-chick (Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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To: Tax-chick

Now would be a good time for Frank to swoop in and do the book interrogation treatment.


1,048 posted on 02/23/2010 8:52:23 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

He might get her to tell him about how she dreams of heaping bowls of chickpeas ...


1,049 posted on 02/23/2010 8:53:30 AM PST by Tax-chick (Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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To: Tax-chick

Chickpeas, now that’s usually something dogs don’t think of.
Might be worth looking into.


1,050 posted on 02/23/2010 8:59:07 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Ash is crazy about them.


1,051 posted on 02/23/2010 9:00:41 AM PST by Tax-chick (Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, my cat likes watermelon.
(The hyperthyroid cat that attempts to limb me.)


1,052 posted on 02/23/2010 9:03:43 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar
...You’ll shrivel up like a California Raisin.

HAH! Phoenix is far too humid with all the cotton fields and citrus orchards that need irrigation. Not to mention all the pools. Besides, this time of year, they get the weather we just had. Take a jacket, Sion!!

1,053 posted on 02/23/2010 9:12:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Tax-chick

Hello!
I’m glad you asked about genealogy. I found out all the work I’ve done has to be done over....*sigh*


1,054 posted on 02/23/2010 9:14:31 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: sionnsar

20 and snowing here. December in February. 16 tomorrow...


1,055 posted on 02/23/2010 9:28:04 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, no!

I just got back from running, first time since the accident (10/01/09). Nothing hurts, except my ears, which got cold. Now I need to wash up, and then Elen and I are going over to my Mexican lady to practice music for Sunday.


1,056 posted on 02/23/2010 10:06:34 AM PST by Tax-chick (Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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To: Dead Corpse; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick

http://armorgames.com/play/5349/infectonator-world-dominator

Dominate the world with zombies.


1,057 posted on 02/23/2010 10:29:58 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Oh, ICK!
We had rain from midnight to about 0900 yesterday AM and the mountains around me are snowy. Last night it was 31 here...in my front yard.

Jeez. Poor DC!


1,058 posted on 02/23/2010 10:32:22 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, I needed something to do, anyway. The hard part is that I have given some genealogies away, and have to have them sent back so I can scan them.

At least it will keep me out of bars and off the streets. ;o]


1,059 posted on 02/23/2010 10:34:06 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Monkey Face

Did you lose your files in your computer crash?

It looks like we’re going to have a thunderstorm this evening. We had a successful music practice. My friend said her father-in-law just died, back in Mexico. I’ll have to get a card for her husband and request a Mass.

Tom said there’s snow in our forecast for tomorrow night! I hope it’s a myth, because we have another choir practice scheduled.


1,060 posted on 02/23/2010 12:38:46 PM PST by Tax-chick (Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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