[Joe 6-pack]

"Mango. If you know little about this fruit, understand this: It's been found to prevent or stop certain colon...cancer cells in the lab."

No way I'm putting a mango in my colon. Those things are HUGE.

[decimon]

No way I'm putting a mango in my colon. Those things are HUGE.

And then there's the urushiol. "Doc, I have this funny rash..."