***ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd***

[Daffynition]

[Lady Jag]

He's almost ready start dating again.

[Lady Jag]

[a fool in paradise]

post 101. pfft. What kind of new year’s silliness thread is this?

Keep this going to 2010.

[Daffynition]

And he's picking up new sponsors.

[a fool in paradise]

Happy Elvis Birthday. Have a hunka hunka cake....

[a fool in paradise]

Happy Elvis Birthday. Have a hunka hunka cake....

[petercooper]

bttt

[Daffynition]

I've ordered this especially for you ...

The Elvis Sandwich

1. Take one piece of sliced bread
2. Apply peanut butter
3. Cover with sliced banana
4. Cover with crispy bacon
5. Drizzle honey
6. Top with one piece of sliced bread

[Pan_Yan]

What time zone do you live in? It’s already 2010 here.

[Yorlik803]

Lost my ganoodles last week. I thought it would have hurt, but strangly it didnt.

[Lady Jag]

[Daffynition]

[BerryDingle]

Pedro brought his homework home from his English as a second language class. Apparently, he is doing quite well. His comprehension is great, but his usuage needs a little work.

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There’s not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn’t know how to read,
So I, shoulder.

4. *Texas*
When I’m not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum both!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don’t worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, “Honey, harassment nothen to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?

[Pyro7480]

That's part of the Four Yorkshiremen skit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

[Lady Jag]

[11Bush]

That is the single best cartoon that I have seen on the subject. Most of the artist’s work is first rate, but this is real top shelf stuff.

[Lady Jag]

Do you know the artist’s name? I can’t read it and yet I recognize the style. Love the woman’s expression.

[11Bush]

The guys name is Peter Broelman from Australia. His politics are most always way left, but his culture stuff often hits the mark. A good laugh is still a good laugh.

My favorite for political and culture cartoons is Michael Ramirez; but isn't he everyone's?

[Lady Jag]

Thank you for the name!

Ramirez is great, I agree.