Accused Banjo Beater Can Keep Pickin' for Now

ny times ^ | 1-5-10 | ap

[WOBBLY BOB]

ASPEN, Colo. (AP) -- A banjo player accused of assaulting another man with his instrument will get to keep pickin' while awaiting his trial. Joseph Stancato, 33, of Denver faces second-degree assault charges after allegedly hitting another man upside the head with his banjo on New Year's Eve. Authorities said Stancato got into an argument with two men at a bus stop.

[WOBBLY BOB]

...I come from Colorado with a banjo on my knee.

[NY Cajun]

Definition of a perfect note:

When the banjo hits the dumpster.

[Jaxter]

"..hitting another man upside the head.."

Who wrote this? Redd Foxx?

[P.O.E.]

Actually, the perfect note is the sound of an accordion being thrown into a dumpster and crashing into a banjo.

[GSWarrior]

Joseph Stancato, 33, of Denver faces second-degree assault charges after allegedly hitting another man upside the head

That took a lot of pluck.

[GSWarrior]

[WOBBLY BOB]

lots of pickin’ , little grinnin’.

[Daffynition]

[paulycy]

[Raider Sam]

I thought it was only San Fran men who assaulted each other with their instruments

[Liberty Valance]

[Liberty Valance]

[Liberty Valance]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/43206/family-guy-stewie-plays-the-banjo

[paulycy]

LOL! That has now been stolen. ;0)