[Anti-Utopian]

"Fortunately, the little critters weren't crawling around. But that was of little consolation to Lam, who had already eaten the first of his two burritos."

Free ants?! They should have charged extra!

[Dallas59]

Ant's are protein...it could have been worse....

[Daffynition]

You can get your daily intake of ant in other ways.

[BigCinBigD]

Big deal, I’ve eaten ants before. Corse I was six...

[martin_fierro]

I once found an aunt in my burrito.

That's when I decided to throw that hippie freak out of the house.

[elli1]

Ants in Toronto in January??

Wisconsin ants must be wussies cuz I haven’t seen a one since oh—September?

[Darkwolf377]

McDonald's burritos. "It was disgusting!"

Uh...

[Fetid Facts]

"...they ordered two sausage and egg burrito combos to go, which includes a total of four pita-wrapped sandwiches."

The tacos on whole wheat toast are pretty good too, but if you don't want ants, you have to say, "hold the ants."

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Anonymous

An Epicure, Dining At Crewe,
found quite a large mouse in his stew,
said the waiter, “Don’t shout,
and wave it about,
or the rest will be wanting one, too!”

[paulycy]

Must have been a Mexicant.

[6SJ7]

The ants weren’t moving. That’s not good. Obviously the burrito was not very fresh.

[csvset]

When I get a craving for a burrito, I go to Mickey D's !

I just ain't feeling it.

[mkjessup]

Dead ants? Call Inspector Clouseau!

"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead anttttttt"

[nickcarraway]

Ping

[Hot Tabasco]

I had a box of Kelloggs raisin bran once that had little bugs in it that would float to the top of the bowl when I added the milk.......They were dead so it was no big deal.

[Ditter]

One of funniest things I can remember was when my ex-brother in law pulled a box of opened Girl Scout Cookies from the back of my pantry. The look on his face when he realized that live ants were crawling out of his mouth and onto his face.

I laughed until I cried. I never liked him anyway.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Supersize me!

[Grizzled Bear]

It’s a good thing he didn’t order “The Crunchy Frog” or “The Spring Surprise.”