Posted on 01/02/2010 7:06:29 PM PST by Atom Smasher
I had encountered a thread yesterday where there was actually a 6 month old FReeper who did not know who the Viking Kitties were, and appeared distressed over what being ZOTted meant. I have been a lurker since 2000, & only recently myself started posting. So, if its alright with the other FReepers, I would like to give a brief introduction of just a few of the Viking Kitties for the benefit of legitimate newcomers:
There's a certain FReeper named Darkwing, ZOTTING a troll is his thing, If you put yourself on the spot You'll get the ZOT And then we will all get the Ping!
A FReeper named Fifty em em, Will come up to you saying "ahem" If you're part of a plot You'll get the ZOT Then your scheme will be foiled by them!
And then of course there's Darksheare, Now let me make this quite clear, If you insult the lot You'll get the ZOT And no one will shed a tear!
Lets not forget Old Sarge, He makes his point quite large, If you swear like a sot You'll get the ZOT And then you'll know who's in charge!
And last but not least are the mods, With whom you don't want to be at odds, They'll pull out their lasers And also their tasers And fry your demoRat bods!
Aha. I found the original version.
People may want to do the download, since it’s likely to disappear again.
http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/
Nice graphic, Pauly!
OMG just too good!! Thanks so much, never gets old!!
Just a photo of the troops.... :0)
I prefer the one with the machine gun :P
This is going to be one of those great 1500 post threads. So worth a bookmark!
Welcome to FR and nice of you to come out of the shadows, Atom Smasher.
Yep. and see post 22.
?????? signed up a secondary to see if you get Zotted for a vanity?
Funny rhyme.
See what I mean!
PIng,never get enough of the vikings!
With posts like this one, you will be watched ...
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Those snarly, wretched, flea-bitten felines....you just gotta love em!!!
Heh lol. /throat clearing cough
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I thought you might show up with that laser-shootin kitty of yours:)
Well thank you for that greeting! I hope you had a wonderful Christmas & a darn great New Year!
Lapkit of the Valkyrie, Shield Maidens of Valhalla;
Battlecat of a thousand tales of glorious victory;
Wielder of Thors Hammer;
He hurls bolts of Zot as mortal man doth cast spear and battleaxe.
Fiercest of a fearsome brood,
Broodmate of the heroes of sagas and runes yet unwrit;
But boasted of in the high halls of fame and glory,
And hissed in caves of dread and darkness.
Grandsire of all the Kits of Viking lore,
Whose sharp ears stand like spear tips;
Upraised, erect, listening for evil-sounds,
The lies that fall from lips of trolls not good.
Fangs of iron; claws of steel;
Maw dripping with the black blood of evil doers;
Terror of Trolls, ruiner of Rats, destroyer of Dims;
His muzzle darkened with evil gore.
Now he purrs;
Brave Beocat!
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