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OMG! IBM Patented LOL! ROTFLMAO!
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Posted on 12/31/2009 7:48:14 AM PST by Gomez

theodp writes "The USPTO has granted IBM a patent covering the Resolution of Abbreviated Text in an Electronic Communications System, lawyer-speak for translating "IMHO" to "In My Humble Opinion" and vice versa. From the patent: "One particularly useful application of the invention is to interpret the meaning of shorthand terms...For example, one database may define the shorthand term 'LOL' to mean 'laughing out loud.'" So much for Big Blue's professed aim of stopping "bad behavior" by companies who seek patents for unoriginal work!"


TOPICS: Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: ibm; language; patent
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1 posted on 12/31/2009 7:48:14 AM PST by Gomez
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To: Gomez
TCSMB.

They can suck my bells.

2 posted on 12/31/2009 7:49:29 AM PST by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Gomez

WTF? (patent pending)


3 posted on 12/31/2009 7:50:00 AM PST by OB1kNOb (Liberals want conservatives to give Obama time. I agree. I think life without parole is sufficient)
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To: SunkenCiv; muawiyah; blam; FromLori; sonofstrangelove; SJackson; onyx

*ping*


4 posted on 12/31/2009 7:50:17 AM PST by hennie pennie
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To: Gomez

So now they have to enforce their patent. Once they fail to enforce it then don’t they essentially lose it?


5 posted on 12/31/2009 7:51:14 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: theKid51; ourusa

ping


6 posted on 12/31/2009 7:51:29 AM PST by bmwcyle (Free the Navy Seals)
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To: Gomez

YGTBFKM


7 posted on 12/31/2009 7:52:46 AM PST by Huck (The Constitution is an outrageous insult to the men who fought the Revolution." -Patrick Henry)
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To: Lazamataz

IBM can KMA (kiss my aspirin).


8 posted on 12/31/2009 7:52:47 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: driftdiver
So now they have to enforce their patent. Once they fail to enforce it then don’t they essentially lose it?

That's right - after six months, we can tell them to ESAD.

9 posted on 12/31/2009 7:54:11 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Gomez

IBMCSIWTSDS


10 posted on 12/31/2009 7:54:57 AM PST by behzinlea
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To: Gomez

I wonder if anyone has a trademark on TM.


11 posted on 12/31/2009 7:54:57 AM PST by Huck (The Constitution is an outrageous insult to the men who fought the Revolution." -Patrick Henry)
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To: Gomez

Must have a really good patent reward system for employees at IBM Rochester.


12 posted on 12/31/2009 7:55:16 AM PST by bigbob
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To: Gomez

The scope of the patent is defined by its claims. Here is the main claim. Every element must be infringed as defined - otherwise there is no infringement. There is nothing strange about this kind of patents, adding minor improvements to a known concept.

“1. A computer-implemented method of automatically determining the meaning of a shorthand notation in an electronic communication, the method comprising:

receiving, on a recipient messaging device, a text communication sent from a sender messaging device, wherein the text communication comprises at least one shorthand term; automatically analyzing, on the recipient messaging device, the context of the text communication to automatically select one or more shorthand target terms from the text communication;

searching one or more databases from a plurality of databases to obtain one or more longhand terms for the one or more shorthand target terms, wherein the one or more longhand terms are defined with respect to the one or more shorthand target terms and wherein the one or more databases are selected from the group consisting of a personal database, a general purpose database, and a specialty database;

automatically evaluating the one or more longhand terms to determine whether the one or more shorthand target terms is ambiguous in the context of the communication, wherein the evaluating comprises determining a number of matching longhand terms to identify one or more unambiguous alternative longhand terms; and automatically displaying, on the recipient messaging device, one or more of the unambiguous longhand terms proximate to, or within, the original text communication, wherein the displaying further comprises ranking the unambiguous longhand terms obtained from the one or more databases according to at least one of a sender identity and a recipient identity”


13 posted on 12/31/2009 7:55:44 AM PST by heiss (True Conservatives came from Senate Centrist Coalition!)
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To: Gomez
This is Hugh and Series. FR


14 posted on 12/31/2009 7:55:54 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (During this joyous Christmas season, I'd like you to know....A reindeer bit my sister once.)
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To: Lazamataz
They can suck my bells.

Bunch cork suckers. Bastages!

15 posted on 12/31/2009 7:56:24 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: hennie pennie

WOOT


16 posted on 12/31/2009 7:56:37 AM PST by onyx
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To: Gomez

IBM? Is that Involuntary Bowel Movement?


17 posted on 12/31/2009 7:56:56 AM PST by Hoodat (For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
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To: Puppage

This is farging war!


18 posted on 12/31/2009 7:57:08 AM PST by RexBeach ("Those are my principles...if you don't like them, I have others." Groucho Marx)
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To: andy58-in-nh

LOL!

IMHO that is


19 posted on 12/31/2009 7:57:13 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Huck
I wonder if anyone has a trademark on TM.

That would be the Transcendental Meditation folks...

20 posted on 12/31/2009 7:58:16 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 343 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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