“If you blow your foot off because your sawed-off shotgun got stuck in your coveralls...you might be a redneck.”
“...And your sign might read ‘You’re not smarter than a fifth-grader.’”
hohohoho hahahaha hehehehe
That’s what I’m a talkin’ about!
All potential robbers should be required to take a weapons safety class and receive a certification prior to being allowed to commit robberies. Of course, taxpayers should pay all costs associated with these classes.
Accidentally shot himself? Sounds like he “accidentally” blew his leg off....
“If you blow your foot off because your sawed-off shotgun got stuck in your coveralls...you might be a redneck.”
“...And your sign might read ‘You’re not smarter than a fifth-grader.’”
Couldn’t carry the nine that day. Had to be the shotgun. lolol
The guy was just trying to get a leg up!!!
At best he would of only gotten a hundred dollars, or so.
Now, with a missing foot, he can apply for disability, section 8, food stamps...
He’s hit the low rent Jackpot!
bet that made a mess...take two hole rolls of paper towels to clean that up.