Stonyfield Farm takes on cow burps with first North American program

Stonyfield Farm ^ | June 8, 2009 | Some Genius

[steelyourfaith]

Sigh.

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[stefanbatory]

ping so I can tell my brother how to decrease production...

[Katya]

Haha....I almost thought this was a joke... for one thing, their yogurt is just ok, so if this improves the taste I won’t laugh too hard. I much prefer Brown Cow (which stoneyfield owns now) or Seven stars

[La Enchiladita]

“Stonyfield Farm has been able to reduce the enteric emissions from the cows by as much as 18%, an average of 12%. If every U.S. dairy were to adopt this approach, in less than one year, the amount of greenhouse gas emissions we could reduce would be the equivalent of taking more than half a million cars off the road!” announced Nancy Hirshberg, Stonyfield V.P. of Natural Resources and the director of the Stonyfield Greener Cow Project.

You have to fall down laughing at this stuff.
Just don't burp.

[La Enchiladita]

No more pizza for him, eh?!!

[La Enchiladita]

Try the yogurt at Trader Joe’s. They have the cream-on-top variety, which I just love.

[stefanbatory]

he’s a dairy farmer...

[MetaThought]

Yeah, the cream-top yoghurt is delicious. Nothing but full-fat for me, baby.

[MetaThought]

A stinky dairy farmer ?

Sorry, your original comment was so ripe for the picking.

[I got the rope]

So what they are really saying is that the white man is somewhat responsible for the stabilization of temperatures in the previous centuries?

Thank you white man! You're allllllwhite!

[steelyourfaith]

Yes, the premise of “enteric emissions” superheating the globe is ridiculously comical on the face of it. It is, however, somewhat exasperating when the lemmings accept the absurd premise.

[La Enchiladita]

I am exasperated, too, with “green-this and green-that” everywhere I turn these days, so posting this and laughing is my escape valve, although it doesn’t abate the mass craziness at all.

[DJ MacWoW]

We can’t get Brown Cow around here anymore. And Stonyfield is the only one that isn’t Fat Free carp.

[steelyourfaith]

Oh yeah, me too. Just on principle, I manage to avoid purchasing any product promoted as being "green". Ha !

[muleskinner]

Check the sides of Stoneyfield and Brown Cow containers. They both donate 10% to environut groups. Some U,N. crap.

[scoobysnak71]

DONT BUY ANYTHING FROM Stonyfield Farm!!! They will go out of business, all there cows will be killed and sent to the glue factory and the earth will be saved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOYCOTT STONYFIELD FARMS PRODUCTS, FOR THE GOOD OF THE EARTH!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

How about I cut out the ‘Yogurt Middleman’ who sends a portion of his profits to idiot EnviroWeenie causes, and just kill and eat a cow instead? ;)

[SunkenCiv]

“Farts are fun, farts are funny, farts are *part of the ecology, gang*!” — George Carlin

[La Enchiladita]

Ping to #19.
Happy New Year!!