[La Enchiladita]

“Stonyfield Farm has been able to reduce the enteric emissions from the cows by as much as 18%, an average of 12%. If every U.S. dairy were to adopt this approach, in less than one year, the amount of greenhouse gas emissions we could reduce would be the equivalent of taking more than half a million cars off the road!” announced Nancy Hirshberg, Stonyfield V.P. of Natural Resources and the director of the Stonyfield Greener Cow Project.

You have to fall down laughing at this stuff.
Just don't burp.

[I got the rope]

So what they are really saying is that the white man is somewhat responsible for the stabilization of temperatures in the previous centuries?

Thank you white man! You're allllllwhite!

[steelyourfaith]

Yes, the premise of “enteric emissions” superheating the globe is ridiculously comical on the face of it. It is, however, somewhat exasperating when the lemmings accept the absurd premise.

[SunkenCiv]

“Farts are fun, farts are funny, farts are *part of the ecology, gang*!” — George Carlin