[DallasDeb]

Very difficult to read. Looks like it was translated by a machine.

[Red Badger]

Looks like it was translated by a moron....................

[1rudeboy]

Babelfish "English-->German-->English" gives me the following:

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[adorno]

Very difficult to read. Looks like it was translated by a machine.

More likely, somebody was practicing his use of words he discovered in the dictionary and needed a subject to practice on.

I give him (her?) an F for idiocy in the attempt to use his newly found words, and "FI" for effing idiocy on the subject.

[Hot Tabasco]

Very difficult to read. Looks like it was translated by a machine.

I was thinking babble fish or someone who bogarted all the punch and egg nog......

[sportutegrl]

Strong use of alliteration. Looks like it was written by jesse jackson.