continues-- Ooooooooooopppps! Forgot to put on... 
my make up!
Well, One Arm, I gotta go with the flow as my sinus are still on the warpath. I leave a current of icky mucus seepage in my path. Walmart is threatening to sue!
I say, “Dam the flow... 
full speed ahead!”
See y'all in the dock. I’m calling all yous as character witnesses.
The ball is in Walmart’s court!
Well, as we call December here in Dallas... 
"Time to get off the pot!"
And going out with a bang... 
here are my dead solid, on target picks for the last week of the regular season:
(Call your bookie and bet Bender's picks... 
the boy does not lie!)
The Colts will beat the Bills if Jim "Cool It!" Caldwell doesn't declare a forfeit by resting all his players.
Carolina is on a roll and the N'awleans Ain'ts continue their fall from grace. The Panthers pounce with a win.
Da Bears struggle and Cutler probably throws 9 or 10 picks, but they will beat the Lions.
The Terrible Towel Stooler Magic is gone and the Phins will come out on top.
Danger... 
Danger... 
Danger... Brettie Favre!
There will be muffled crying and howling in Mudderland this day as Manning Lite stumbles and fumbles while pulling his hapless Jersey Jints past big's beloved Viqueens, now known as Brett's Latest Collapse and next to last retirement off season. Next season, Brett will play for either the just moved Lake Wobegon Raiders or the Montreal Alouettes.
Mother of Mercy! Is this the end... 
Viqueen Brett?
The Falcons will beat Tampa Bay.
The 9ers will win at St Louie.
I'm going with Allegra's Team, the Texicans, to finally land a playoff spot by beating big's third favorite team (after the Viqueens and Packer Wackers) in freezing New England.
Geezus! This Hollywood rag not only has the results wrong... 
they have the Pattycakes playing the wrong team!
The scene at Cleveland gop's house is dance for joy... 
as the Brown Stains beat the Jags.
Denver's Drug Mules finally enter rehab and win a game against KC, once known as... 
the AFL Champion Dallas Texans!
Sorry, Allegra, but you know I only root for the Deadskins when their winning... 
can help my 'Boys or there is the barrel of a gun or a hot, sexy babe pressed to my forehead. Chargers win.
Allegra, I see Dead... 
skins and they lose like Bender says!
The Earlers give Jeff Fishers a late Christmas present, a win while Sleepless in Seattle.
I'm putting it in your hand, big... 
Those crazy Packer Wackers, big second favorite team (after the Viqueens and before the Pattycakes), will try to be cute and actually end up beating the Cards.
Sorry, Red Byrds... 
I ain't changing my call!
The Bengals will nail the Jets to their Jersey runway.
Lastly, my Boys will win the Second Seed in the NFC by tar and feathering them Godless Iggles... 
Chopped MacNabb Sandwiches will be on sale at Jerry World.
Turn out the lights... 
The Bender has spoken--
So, for the rest of the day, I am going to try a cure Jess has offered... 
but we may break a bed or two as she gives me treatments!
BTW I am thinking of changing my FR ID to “Gesundheit”... 
as everyone seems to call me that as they pass by