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Reindeer dung ornaments, jewelry net Ill. zoo $20K
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Posted on 12/23/2009 9:24:00 AM PST by JoeProBono
BLOOMINGTON, Ill. (AP) -- Necklaces and Christmas ornaments made from dime-sized pieces of reindeer droppings have earned a Bloomington, Ill., zoo nearly $21,000 this holiday season.
The Miller Park Zoological Society made about $5,000 selling reindeer-dropping ornaments last year. It added necklaces this year when customers asked if jewelry was available.....
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dung; jpb
To: JoeProBono
My dad always asked me if I had s##t in my ears.
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posted on
12/23/2009 9:25:25 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: JoeProBono
There’s power in reindeer cr*p. In fact, they can run 50 MPH, and that ain’t hay.
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posted on
12/23/2009 9:25:37 AM PST
by
muawiyah
To: JoeProBono
Send chocolate covered raisins to someone who is "bad". Sign it Rudolph.
My kid bro is bad....
To: JoeProBono

.."ell,I got tootsie roll size gems in my litter box I'll let go for $5 a piece"
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posted on
12/23/2009 9:31:53 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: null and void
Yes, I’ve always dreamed of having crap laying against my soft skin. sighhhh
NOT!!!!
LOL
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posted on
12/23/2009 9:35:59 AM PST
by
Shimmer1
(Merry Christmas!)
To: muawiyah
Winter moose poops look like brown wooden beads. Which the actualyl are. Their digestive metabolism switches over to twigs and bark during the winter. I hear that some folks take these moose poops, dry ‘em out and lacquer them to make necklaces and other jewelery.
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posted on
12/23/2009 9:37:37 AM PST
by
Noumenon
("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?")
To: JoeProBono
Go, Dasher... Go, Dancer... GO! Prancer, and Vixen!!
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posted on
12/23/2009 9:43:42 AM PST
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: Noumenon
They do. I actually bought some in Alaska years ago. They were too funny......I couldn’t resist. ;-)
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posted on
12/23/2009 9:46:47 AM PST
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
To: JoeProBono
And just what does this do to my carbon footprint?
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posted on
12/23/2009 9:50:00 AM PST
by
donhunt
(No one wants to see GMs new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!)
To: JoeProBono
We've had a gold-foil wrapped moose poop ornament on our tree for years, souvenir of an Alaska cruise in 1998.
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posted on
12/23/2009 10:11:00 AM PST
by
chaosagent
(Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
To: chaosagent
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posted on
12/23/2009 10:20:23 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: chaosagent
You qualify to be an honorary Okie........
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posted on
12/23/2009 10:23:02 AM PST
by
Osage Orange
(“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”)
To: JoeProBono
Well, you know what the old adage is:
"If ya polish a turd, it's the DNC candidate in a presidential electoral year."
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posted on
12/23/2009 10:27:22 AM PST
by
ExcursionGuy84
("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
To: Doogle
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posted on
12/23/2009 10:34:43 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
If sh1t pays that well, Washington’s Democrats have a chance both to balance the budget and still pay for Obamacare.
To: JoeProBono
looks like goat poo, I could have made a fortune when I raised my Angora’s.... darn it......
To: goat granny
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posted on
12/23/2009 11:51:25 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
The second picture brings back memories of sitting in the barn watching the dynamics of the flock...lots of poo going on.....As Bob Hope would say “Thanks for the memories”
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