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Reindeer dung ornaments, jewelry net Ill. zoo $20K
hosted ^ | Dec 23

Posted on 12/23/2009 9:24:00 AM PST by JoeProBono

BLOOMINGTON, Ill. (AP) -- Necklaces and Christmas ornaments made from dime-sized pieces of reindeer droppings have earned a Bloomington, Ill., zoo nearly $21,000 this holiday season.

The Miller Park Zoological Society made about $5,000 selling reindeer-dropping ornaments last year. It added necklaces this year when customers asked if jewelry was available.....

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dung; jpb


1 posted on 12/23/2009 9:24:00 AM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

My dad always asked me if I had s##t in my ears.


2 posted on 12/23/2009 9:25:25 AM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: JoeProBono

There’s power in reindeer cr*p. In fact, they can run 50 MPH, and that ain’t hay.


3 posted on 12/23/2009 9:25:37 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: JoeProBono
Send chocolate covered raisins to someone who is "bad". Sign it Rudolph.

My kid bro is bad....

4 posted on 12/23/2009 9:25:49 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: JoeProBono

.."ell,I got tootsie roll size gems in my litter box I'll let go for $5 a piece"

5 posted on 12/23/2009 9:31:53 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: null and void

Yes, I’ve always dreamed of having crap laying against my soft skin. sighhhh

NOT!!!!
LOL


6 posted on 12/23/2009 9:35:59 AM PST by Shimmer1 (Merry Christmas!)
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To: muawiyah

Winter moose poops look like brown wooden beads. Which the actualyl are. Their digestive metabolism switches over to twigs and bark during the winter. I hear that some folks take these moose poops, dry ‘em out and lacquer them to make necklaces and other jewelery.


7 posted on 12/23/2009 9:37:37 AM PST by Noumenon ("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?")
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To: JoeProBono

Go, Dasher... Go, Dancer... GO! Prancer, and Vixen!!


8 posted on 12/23/2009 9:43:42 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Noumenon

They do. I actually bought some in Alaska years ago. They were too funny......I couldn’t resist. ;-)


9 posted on 12/23/2009 9:46:47 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: JoeProBono

And just what does this do to my carbon footprint?


10 posted on 12/23/2009 9:50:00 AM PST by donhunt (No one wants to see GMs new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!)
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To: JoeProBono
We've had a gold-foil wrapped moose poop ornament on our tree for years, souvenir of an Alaska cruise in 1998.
11 posted on 12/23/2009 10:11:00 AM PST by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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To: chaosagent

12 posted on 12/23/2009 10:20:23 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: chaosagent

You qualify to be an honorary Okie........


13 posted on 12/23/2009 10:23:02 AM PST by Osage Orange (“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”)
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To: JoeProBono
Well, you know what the old adage is:

"If ya polish a turd, it's the DNC candidate in a presidential electoral year."

14 posted on 12/23/2009 10:27:22 AM PST by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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To: Doogle

15 posted on 12/23/2009 10:34:43 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

If sh1t pays that well, Washington’s Democrats have a chance both to balance the budget and still pay for Obamacare.


16 posted on 12/23/2009 11:36:56 AM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: JoeProBono

looks like goat poo, I could have made a fortune when I raised my Angora’s.... darn it......


17 posted on 12/23/2009 11:43:11 AM PST by goat granny
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To: goat granny

18 posted on 12/23/2009 11:51:25 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

The second picture brings back memories of sitting in the barn watching the dynamics of the flock...lots of poo going on.....As Bob Hope would say “Thanks for the memories”


19 posted on 12/23/2009 12:22:08 PM PST by goat granny
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