Memphis attorney bit off part of man's nose in restaurant scuffle (Incl. video)

WMCTC / New York Post ^ | December 17, 2009 | Janice Broach

[Stoat]

Also see this article from the New York Post....severely edited due to Free Republic rules:

Tennessee lawyer Mark Lambert bites off part of Greg Herbers' nose during fight over bathroom stall

Via WMC-TV

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He says he asked two men who were in the same stall -- but not using the toilet -- to leave, WCM-TV reported.  He claims they refused his request.
 
Lambert, who was using a urinal and carrying on a conversation with the duo barricaded in the stall, began hurling profanity at him, Herbers says, and then shoved him and delivered the bite.

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Sounds like quite an upscale, high-quality and family-oriented restaurant (no, not really)
 

Two videos are available at the WMCTV page:

Memphis attorney bit off part of man's nose in restaurant scuffle - WMC-TV News, Weather, Traffic, Radar, and Sports for Memphis, TN; WMCTV.com

[Stoat]

Hungry Lawyer Ping

[RoadGumby]

Lets see, 2 men, in stall, not using toilet. WHY would you bite and possibly ingest ANYTHING from either?

[Stoat]

What I gather is that there were 4 people involved and the two who were fighting were both outside the stall, but I take your point....I wouldn’t want to ingest anything from a restaurant like that either.

[hometoroost]

He must be with Bandini, Lambert, and Locke. :-)

[bayliving]

WHY would you bite and possibly ingest ANYTHING from either?

He couldn't handle rejection?

Just throwing it out there....

[pogo101]

Den-ty Crane?

[Michigan Bowhunter]

If the nose has been bit......you must aquitt

[mikrofon]

This (w)hole story doesn’t pass the smell test....

[Michigan Bowhunter]

If the nose has been bit......you must acquitt

[bayliving]

I think that the gentleman should be happy that his nose is the ONLY thing that this attorney tried to bite off....

[Army Air Corps]

Call Jackie Chiles!

[jagusafr]

“No, your honor, I didn’t see him bite it off. I saw him spit it out.”

Who knew it wasn’t a joke?

Colonel, USAFR

[OldEagle]

If two guys were in a stall and not using the toilet, I wouldn’t bite ANYTHING.

[Sax]

Lambert, who was using a urinal and carrying on a conversation with the duo barricaded in the stall

I hear all the homo guesses, but I'd guess that it was an oversized handicapped stall and they were snorting the Bolivian marching powder in there. Drugs go a ways to explain the crazed nasal noshing too.

[Larry Lucido]

Must be with the Cosa Nostril

[Stoat]

I think that the gentleman should be happy that his nose is the ONLY thing that this attorney tried to bite off....

My father was a police officer and did quite a bit of homicide crime scene photography.  He told me that the most brutal, bloody and horrific murder scenes that he ever encountered were those involving homosexuals.

I would say that this one got quite a bargain in only losing part of his nose.

[Stoat]

Quite possible.

[SouthDixie]

Only the nose knows.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Sounds like everyone involved is a little light in the loafers! I saw a fight erupt out of the door of a Tampa gay bar many years ago, it was the damnedest ruckus I've ever seen and I've seen a few.

I wish I'd had some popcorn to sell, LOL. People were stopping their cars in the street to watch, it was that good!