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Posted on 12/16/2009 9:15:07 AM PST by Perdogg
Elin Nordegren may soon be getting something from her husband's scandal. Tiger Woods' wife is reportedly "very close" to signing a deal of her own with athletics shoes and sportswear company Puma, the competitor of the golfer's sponsor Nike.
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“When you have to chase your philandering husband, Puma won’t let you down!”
Puma? Beats a tiger, I guess...
She’s going to have her own line of golf clubs, the motto will be, “You Can Beat Tiger with These Clubs.”
Seems about right for Elin to close a deal with puma. Tiger closed his own deals with a few cougars.
Not puma....cheetah!
Animal rights groups will sue, claiming that the motto encourages animal abuse.
Sneaker Wars - Return of the Swimsuit Jedi
“Wearing my Pumas, I can chase down any fleeing SUV.”
Love it!
“I used my Puma sneakers to run down my cheating husband!”
Outruns a cheetah in his pimp-mobile!
Scold that Tiger! Scold that Tiger—go cat go, lick that licorice stick you crazy hepcat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSnT62X8uA
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“Seems about right for Elin to close a deal with puma. Tiger closed his own deals with a few cougars.
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Ding ding ding!
The police asked Elin how many times she hit Tiger with the golf club, to which she responded, “I’m not sure, put me down for a five.”
A Puma is a lot like a cougar, is it not? Maybe there is another message here. Don’t get mad, get even. Bring on the young boys.
The difference between a puma and a cougar is about 10 years, if I’m not mistaken.
Well Nike showed their true colors when they stated Wood’s problems are just a blip.
Nike should be boycotted.
Tiger, Cheetah, Lion and now Puma.
Weird.....
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