[shibumi]

I might need your help getting one of those implant operations. I have no sense of humor, of which I am aware.

I have made a concerted effort to learn a few jokes, but it’s difficult telling them to people, because when they laugh they have to explain it to me - ‘cause I don’t “get” it.

I mean I “got it” a few times when I was young, but those girls would never go out with me again.

I am faitly conversant with existential jokes though. For example:

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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A: It was dead.

[Slings and Arrows]

And were their victims HAPPY to be eaten?

Must...not...type it...will...get banned...

*brain_explodes*

[Eaker]

LOL!

[Allegra]

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? . . . . . . . . . A: It was dead.

So anyway, Rene Descartes goes into a bar and orders a drink.

After Descartes finishes the drink, the bartender asks him if he would like another one.

"I think not," Descartes replies.

And then, POOF! He disappears.