[Fetid Facts]

"What’s a fatty drink? They puttin’ liquid butter in kids energy drinks or something? OR is this just more bad reporting?"

Whole milk is the demon fatty drink of choice among adolescents. It may seem relatively harmless in moderation, but it's a gateway drink to heavy whipping cream.

[DocRock]

"but it's a gateway drink to heavy whipping cream."

And you know what goes on at half-way houses? They're sneaking in half-n-half.