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From a thread here on FR (cannot take credit for it):

Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stop at 3 hos.

1 posted on 12/10/2009 9:51:50 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA

Tiger Woods, OJ Simpson and Michael Vick walk into a circus tent....


2 posted on 12/10/2009 9:53:03 AM PST by GI Joe Fan (GI Joe represents Real American Heroes, not a bunch of globalist drones.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

In his dreams.

3 posted on 12/10/2009 9:55:00 AM PST by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
So she works a bachelor party, goes into the bedroom with the backelor, and now goes to the press to brag about it?

Well, hope she made some good dough because nobody high profile is going to ever be willing to hire this particular "high paying adult escort" ever again.

Oh, and by the way, the escorts don't do the paying, bad writing there.

13 posted on 12/10/2009 10:07:08 AM PST by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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To: Red in Blue PA

“Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger...”

Guess grammar isn’t her strong suite. “Me and my girlfriends” - sheesh.


20 posted on 12/10/2009 10:23:38 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced. (Mencken))
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To: Red in Blue PA

Does anyone wonder why women aren’t so keen on the whole bachelor-party-with-strippers thing?


22 posted on 12/10/2009 10:38:47 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: Red in Blue PA
she slept with Tiger Woods at his bachelor party five years ago

Well we know that's BS, whatever she did in bed, sleep was not one of those things!

23 posted on 12/10/2009 10:41:36 AM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I’ll ‘fess up to having seen Ms Sampson in some “skinemax” series/movies in the late nineties (or so). As in most cases, she was much prettier before the implants and the hard-core stuff took its toll. Much prettier.


24 posted on 12/10/2009 10:48:14 AM PST by safeasthebanks ("The most rewarding part, was when he gave me my money!" - Dr. Nick)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I would say that particular golf career is finished. Can you imagine the heckling that would go on during the tournaments, especially the way crowds follow them around up close and personal like? Sheesh. It would be like OJ trying to get back into sportscasting.


30 posted on 12/10/2009 11:58:48 AM PST by CanaGuy (Go Harper!)
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