Member of the Moonbat Preservation Society
Both my brain cells believe in Obama
Surrender: The New Victory
Honey, I Stole Your Kids Future!
Brain Sucking Abortions ARE Health Care
I Believe In Socialism but You Can’t Have My BMW
I Don’t Believe In the 2nd Amendment: Free Stuff Inside!
My Caring Means More Than You Keeping Your Money
Jesus Would Have Put You In Jail for Not Buying Health Insurance
I Support Child Rape: Where’s My Czar Position?
My Hero is Chairman Mao: Where’s My Executive Branch Job?
Proud Supporter of a Citizens Informing on Conservatives
Free Speech Is What I Tell You It Is
I Have a Degree From the Ivy League, I Know What’s Best for You
Enlightened Means Never Paying the Taxes You Voted For
Those are some good ones.
Winner!!