[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there.

"That second alias -- 'Lee Trevino' -- was, in retrospect, an obvious error in judgement."

[Alberta's Child]

ROFL.

A third potential alias -- "John Daly" -- was discarded when it was learned that a fellow by that name had already been admitted for identical symptoms (including a golf club stuck in his cranium) earlier that day. It was Mr. Daly's seventeenth visit to the hospital for similar symptoms in the last five years.