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Work work work. Beaver away with a clipboard and it will get you reelected./sarc
1 posted on 12/06/2009 8:09:32 AM PST by bert
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Don’t forget, you also have to walk fast and have a serious look on your face while carrying the clipboard.


2 posted on 12/06/2009 8:20:52 AM PST by davetex (If it's in stock, we've got it.)
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We have a Constanza Congress;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd9ma2UVLHM


3 posted on 12/06/2009 8:22:22 AM PST by sodpoodle (Stop wasting our wealth and start telling the truth.)
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Manila folders are just as good.


4 posted on 12/06/2009 8:33:13 AM PST by nina0113
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Discovered the same thing during a camp internship in college. It provides, I believe, one of the biggest optics pop of any prop out there. Want to stand out on the factory floor? Want to look authoritative at a high school or amateur sporting event, want to engender credibility at a local government meeting? The answer to these and many similar questions is the same: Carry a clipboard. It’s amazing! Good observationa and post, because in the end, it’s usually just a prop.


6 posted on 12/06/2009 8:39:17 AM PST by Ahithophel
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Carry a clipboard and look worried.


8 posted on 12/06/2009 8:44:35 AM PST by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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9 posted on 12/06/2009 8:47:05 AM PST by central_va ( http://www.15thvirginia.org/)
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I carried a clip board in High School When I was cutting classes. See a teacher out of the corner of your eye stop and record the locker number you were near on the list you made then move to the next.

Worked every time!

10 posted on 12/06/2009 8:51:15 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
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It works even better if you walk a bit faster than normal.


13 posted on 12/06/2009 9:19:14 AM PST by Paine in the Neck (Nepolean fries the idea powder)
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Pretend to enter something on a PDA.


14 posted on 12/06/2009 9:20:09 AM PST by mad_as_he$$
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19 posted on 12/06/2009 10:29:30 AM PST by jaz.357 ("If the present tries to sit in judgment on the past, it will lose the future." W.Churchill)
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If you dress in white and carry a file with you, you can walk into most any hospital or clinic and no one will confront you.

Or at least it was that way back in the 70’s and 80’s for me.

Maybe not now, but I haven’t tried it lately.


22 posted on 12/06/2009 2:36:22 PM PST by HighlyOpinionated (Abortion-Euthanasia kills the very people for whom Social Justice is needed.)
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i remember when the really nerdy clipboards came out. the ones with the calculator on the top. those are sweet.


24 posted on 12/06/2009 4:21:38 PM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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