Posted on 12/02/2009 11:28:01 AM PST by caddystacks
The continuing revelations of alleged Tiger Woods infidelities has placed the golfing megastar's management team in what one insider called "panic mode" early Wednesday morning.
Despite the release of photographs of Woods looking a bit too friendly with a woman in a Las Vegas nightclub, and a recording — allegedly of a phone call Woods made to former "Tool Academy" reality show alum Jaimee Grubbs — the Woods source insists "Tiger still believes stonewalling the press on this is the best approach."
• Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.
On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.
At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially."
• Perhaps most important of all, the Woodses have already begun intense marriage counseling — at their home — with a counselor who has been conducting sessions several times daily.
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To the tune of Surf City...
Met a waitress in Vegas and she gave me a Woody...
Marriage Counseling here I come...
She’s kinda slutty when she’s shaking her Booty...
Marriage Counseling here I come...
She ain’t got no Boobies, but she screws like a mink,
My wife just found out and life’s beginning to stink...
You know I’m gonna pay for this for the rest of my life...
Marriage Counseling here I come...
Three Hundred Million bucks for my pissed off Wife...
Marriage Counseling here I come...
Maybe I’ll survive this, but it’s looking real bad,
Because those other broads are talking like mad...
Because Tiger Woods willing caused millions of kids around the world to say “I am Tiger Woods.”
Because Tiger Woods had a close scape with the tabloids revealing his infidelities in 2007, and he worked out an “I’ll do a cover shoot if you kill the story” deal. IOW, even getting caught, and almost offered up to the public, did not cause him to rethink his behavior or its consequences.
I think there’s a song in there somewhere.
“This stuff’s really not that interesting to most folks here...”
There are 82 threads on Free Republic since the Tiger Woods story broke...with thousands of comments...
Not that interesting to most folks here? LOL!
“Here’s a quarter. Call somebody who cares.”
Why did you bother to comment if you didn’t care?
Potlatch - ya did it again! ANOTHER great gif that you magically put together! Good job, lady!
Aren’t your copy and paste fingers getting cramped?
I think it’s more fun here because of TW’s Baraqqi connection.
RE: “Aside from being a helluva golfer, Woods is the Barak Obama of the PGA. An awful lot of guilty-feeling people liked seeing a “black” man (mixed ancestry actually) succeed at a “white man’s game”. There are plenty of people that would emerge given the absence of Wood’s shadow.”
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Exactly! Bring on the new talent, please. I was sick of ‘him’ after watching him for a year on the tour. What a jacka**, and not just because he cheated on the wife.
Aren’t your copy and paste fingers getting cramped?
If I were typing out everything they might be getting cramped... LOL...
But, no..., everything is easier and a lot better on an Apple Macintosh. You oughta try it sometime... :-)
But, no..., everything is easier and a lot better on an Apple Macintosh. You oughta try it sometime... :-)
Does the Mac have a similar facility that makes you so obnoxious?
Does the Mac have a similar facility that makes you so obnoxious?
It's just your filter that needs adjusting... LOL...
“I think it’s more fun here because of TW’s Baraqqi connection.”
:)
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