Thank goodness this desperate criminal has faced justice. Now I can stop setting my burglar alarm, locking my car, leaving on my security lights, etc, etc.
At long last I can walk the streets safe without the worry of being robbed by a professional golfer millionaire.
(Why is that when I ask why my neighborhood isn't patrolled, police aren't visible on the streets, etc, the answer is always “manpower”. Yet every time some celebrity gets in the news, there appears to be enough “manpower” available to choke a goat.)
Well I for one am relieved! Relieved I tell you! I am just glad SOMEBODY... Anybody... Was cited and fined! Thank God for that at least. Now I can sleep at night. From the very beginning every print story, as they always do in cases like this salivated at the prospect of somebody getting fined or cited. I for one want to live in an unincorporated area far far away from the county seat.