Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death
No one hears your screams.
I have a collection of those...they are a howl.
In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream...............
I had a cube mate once who used to wander off and leave her computer unsecured. We gave her a lot of warnings about not doing that. At the time, there was a screen saver that could be customized to whatever text you wanted. So, I set it to the BSOD color and typed in a countdown to completely erase the HD. 10...9...8...7...
Very satisfactory results. You could hear her panicked shrieks all over the building. Not sure she ever forgave me. But she did start logging out when she left.