Now that the man’s not actually seriously hurt, this is a great story.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.
Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah? Okay.
Here’s my take on the whole situation (not that you asked for it):
After a noisy argument, Mrs. Woods chased a philandering Tiger out of their home swinging a couple of nine-irons. He hopped in the car POST HASTE and hauls butt out of the driveway, and runs into the tree and hydrant.
(Why ELSE would you be hauling butt out of your driveway at 2:30AM?)
So now that he’s crashed... her womanly nurturing instinct takes over (amplified by her Oh Crap Am I In Trouble Now If He Pins This On Me instinct) and she changes from Mrs. Hyde back to Dr. Jekyll and helps him out of the car.
They both decide it would be better for both of them to keep shut up about it, so they do.
And well they should. It IS a private matter between them.
But I bet it was funny to watch, in a “War Of The Roses” kind of way...
Nice to see he is owning up. Props. Still, the damage to his “good-guy” image is largely not repairable, IMHO.
Give him a ticket or arrest him, or is this a capital offense in Florida?
No matter what version of the story you believe, it is Tiger’s fault.
Najame was the attorney advising Caylee Anthony’s grandparents (George & Cindy)
A statement obviously written by his lawyer, which seems to deny the rumors, but really doesn't. Bill Clinton couldn't have said it any better.
As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.
This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.
This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.
Don’t the Woods have a kid? If they do I hope Mrs. Woods knocked some sense into him.
Has to be the first time a professional golfer ever hit a tree and didn’t blame the Caddy..
Glad he is not hurt.