[BunnySlippers]

Oops!

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/112909_tiger_911.mp3

[SevenofNine]

I think Mrs Woods kick Tiger a*** he cancel third request to talk to the cops

[the invisib1e hand]

calling 9/11 is like having somebody read your diary over a loudspeaker. why would anyone do it unless death was impatiently knocking at the door?

[fatima]

Sounds like the caller maybe thought he was dead.Thanks for the link BunnySlippers.

[mylife]

“is he in the car or on the ground? is he in the car or on the ground? is he in the car or on the ground? is he in the car or on the ground? is he in the car or on the ground?”

Sheesh

[Palladin]

Tiger Woods had a “Kobe Special” on his brain hours after what looks like a domestic dispute with his wife, Elin Nordegren — this according to someone who spoke with Tiger on Friday.

During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, “I have to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.’” The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a “Kobe Special” was. The reply — “A house on a finger.”

During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had “gone ghetto” on him.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-kobe-bryant-rachel-uchitel-zales-ring/#ixzz0YHUtYrOq

HA! Hahahahahahha!!!

[Revolting cat!]

Wanna live next door to illiterates? Buy a house in a gated community!

[MCCC]

How many times does the 911 caller have to tell the 911 receivers the victim is outside the vehicle? 3X seems to be the answer. 3X stupid is the conclusion.

[mowowie]

[shield]

Oh boy, let’s give it a rest. Why are we eating our own?