Posted on 11/29/2009 12:01:39 AM PST by ejdrapes
Posted Nov 29th 2009 12:15AM by TMZ Staff Tiger Woods had a "Kobe Special" on his brain hours after what looks like a domestic dispute with his wife, Elin Nordegren -- this according to someone who spoke with Tiger on Friday. During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger." During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him. As we first reported, Tiger told the friend his wife had scratched his face up during an argument over a report that the golf great had cheated on her. The "other woman" named in the story -- Rachel Uchitel -- calls the report "bulls**t." Of course, the Kobe reference is the now-famous house/ring he gave his wife Vanessa after the whole Colorado thing. We're assuming Tiger was joking, though he can certainly afford it.Tiger: I Need a 'Kobe Special'
July 4, 2008, some kids blew up, yes, I said blew up my mailbox in the middle of the night. Neither I nor my neighbors heard a thing.......
I loved that mailbox...
You're assuming he isn't? Based on what undisputed facts?
Yep, and OJ stood by his......
Brilliant, I never thought of that. That would explain the "roid rage" he was under while trying to run over his dog. Luckily for the dog the SUV hit the tree...........
Yep, definitely the steroids.....
I personally hope Tiger never issues a word about this ever again, not matter what the pressure is to issue a public statement is.
LOL - good point.
wifey drove him to it/more like nobody will ever know oops.
Maybe. Butbestcomment I’ve read on FR in these many TW posts is “a slice and a ho with one driver...”
Well done. Why do people on FR wonder why people won’t self-incriminate? Shmoos?
If my husband was worth a billion and went to zales, i’d get the
nine iron back out.
That's my take too.
Zales?
Best duck if you try getting off that cheap. She might go upside your head again, fool!
On the radio yesterday in Philly, I heard a black athlete turned announcer call him Tiger Woo. I guess he'll get away with it.
I thought going ghetto means she is dating men from the ghetto
Are you familiar with the concept of projection? LOL
Interesting theory. I could see that being a funny theme if they come out with a Caddyshack III.
Because white women are their trophy. No one knows the exact percentage for sure, obviously, but I would venture to guess that the majority are into possessing a white woman rather than anything to with being in love. It is the same as men with small penises buying a sports car to compensate.
Black women get pissed because they are not interested in white men by in large, so if all the black men go for white women they are left without the ability to hyphenate their last names.
White men don’t care. They look at such couples as a curiosity and think...”Dumb broad. She coulda had me. Her loss.”
Tiger has turned into another Nike sponsored thug. Sad. He and his wife and now ahent have stiffed the cops for 3 days. He is a punk.
Locker room talk...
Going ‘Viking’ or ‘Berserk’ doesn’t convey the same meaning in the USA — too many readers never read any history.
21. WHO THE HECK CARES?
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