Anti-AGW nuclear SARCASM TORPEDO . FIRE!!
Let's nuke Tehran and Beijing.
...oh, and Copenhagen.
Presto -- not enough soot for nuclear winter, it'll just be nuclear autumn.
Except those two cities. It'll be nuclear SUMMER.
For a few brief, bright, moments.
Cheers!
I was *close*.
Do I have to spell it out for you??
"Close only counts in horseshoes and..."
Cheers!