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'Alien spies live among us' says Bulgarian gov space boffin
theregister. ^ | 26th November 2009 | Lewis Page

Posted on 11/26/2009 6:01:09 PM PST by JoeProBono

A boffin at the Bulgarian national Space Research Institute has stated that not only are aliens living among us, but that they object strongly to "immoral behaviour" by humanity - such as causing global warming. "Unnatural" acts such as use of cosmetics and "artificial insemination" are also frowned upon by the extraterrestrial visitors.

Luchezar Filipov, deputy head of the space institute at the government's Bulgarian Academy of Science, made these startling assertions to Bulgarian media earlier this week.

The Sofia Echo, referencing other local media, quotes the eminent space brainbox as stating that "they [aliens] are here right now, among us" and that the extraterrestrials are "conducting surveillance" and - chillingly - "research" on humanity.

“They are currently all around us, and are watching us all the time. They are not hostile towards us; rather, they want to help us but we have not grown enough in order to establish direct contact with them," said the Bulgarian boffin, according to Sofia news agency novinite.com.

Reportedly Filipov and unnamed colleagues have elicited this information by decrypting messages hidden within crop circles. The crop-circle "pictograms" were said to have been a response to questions posed by the Academy scientists.

Crop-circle comms being unreliable, Filipov apparently feels that future direct contact will come through the medium of "mental power and telepathy". However, some basic themes have apparently been made clear.

"The aliens are very critical of our immoral behaviour and our destruction of the environment," says Filipov, according to the Echo. "They say that global warming is attributed mainly to infrastructural engineering."

Presumably the star-travelling aliens have long ago graduated to advanced energy sources such as nuclear fusion or antimatter, and sneer at our pathetic fossil-fuelled civilisation.

Filipov stated that the alien spies in our midst have other objections to our lifestyle, too.

"They are very skeptical of our use of cosmetics, and artificial insemination because this is unnatural," he reportedly said.

There was no word on the aliens' views on gang-probing of humans abducted as part of their "research" programme.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Society; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alien; boffin; bulgaria; jpb; ufo
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To: JoeProBono

John Denver was born in Roswell NM almost 9 months to the day after the UFO crash. Need I say more?


21 posted on 11/26/2009 6:25:52 PM PST by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: JoeProBono
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22 posted on 11/26/2009 6:27:57 PM PST by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: mysterio
LOL!

And please leave a very grainy video for youtube!

23 posted on 11/26/2009 6:29:00 PM PST by SonOfDarkSkies
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24 posted on 11/26/2009 6:30:06 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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25 posted on 11/26/2009 6:33:39 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono
John Denver was great as Cousin Oliver on "The Brady Bunch."


26 posted on 11/26/2009 6:39:17 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: JoeProBono

BTTT!


27 posted on 11/26/2009 6:41:07 PM PST by hyperconservative (Heartfelt humble thanks to the Great Whistleblower(s) at CRU!!)
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To: JoeProBono

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2394835/posts


28 posted on 11/26/2009 6:41:30 PM PST by Leisler (We don't need a third party we need a conservative second party.)
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29 posted on 11/26/2009 6:42:30 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Quix

How could we forget to ping you ?


30 posted on 11/26/2009 6:43:00 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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31 posted on 11/26/2009 6:43:01 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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32 posted on 11/26/2009 6:44:28 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Daffynition
YIPES!


33 posted on 11/26/2009 6:49:47 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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34 posted on 11/26/2009 6:53:52 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: JoeProBono

"None of you have been honest with us."

35 posted on 11/26/2009 6:55:11 PM PST by Diogenesis ("Those who go below the surface do so at their peril" - Oscar Wilde)
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36 posted on 11/26/2009 6:57:17 PM PST by Diogenesis ("Those who go below the surface do so at their peril" - Oscar Wilde)
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To: JoeProBono
"The aliens are very critical of our immoral behaviour and our destruction of the environment,"

So what stops them, if they are not a figment of some lunatic's imagination, from telling us how to switch from those awful fossil fuels to safe and plentiful fusion energy? Or they just like to snicker from behind the walls of their hideouts? How moral of them!

This basically disproves theories of this "boffin". The aliens, if present, are engaged in immoral acts. Thus they are not qualified to judge other species' morality - not any more than we are qualified to judge them.

Even if they are under some sort of Prime Directive, nobody said that such a directive is moral. If you see a plague devouring the civilization, is it moral to step back and just observe, so that the 1,000 survivors on a remote island are not spiritually corrupted by another civilization?

It is possible that there are aliens out there, somewhere. It is also possible that there are alien observers on Earth. Not likely, IMO, but possible. However it is highly unlikely that those observers would be blowing their cover to simply express their dislike of some harmless local customs, like lipstick. Besides, if they dislike lipstick then they, by induction, must dislike pretty much everything else about humans, and what kind of an impartial observer does it make? Ridiculous. If there are observers on Earth, they are here to observe and report - nothing else. One would have to assume an incredible level of stupidity of those aliens if they permit observers to initiate the contact. And stupid beings do not patiently observe planets for years - see Vogons as an example, or Fithp.

37 posted on 11/26/2009 6:57:44 PM PST by Greysard
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To: JoeProBono
"Unnatural" acts such as use of cosmetics and "artificial insemination" are also frowned upon by the extraterrestrial visitors.

I guess these aren't the aliens to whom abductions with anal probing are commonly attributed. They must be from a different star.

38 posted on 11/26/2009 6:58:15 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: JoeProBono

I had a history professor in college who claimed that bad liquor explained a lot of human history


39 posted on 11/26/2009 6:58:34 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Obama: The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Thanks.

Maybe you should stop letting the critters program your mind???


40 posted on 11/26/2009 6:59:28 PM PST by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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