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Caption the Jackass pardoning a turkey

Posted on 11/25/2009 10:10:10 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

"Tell PETA to STFU, or I will strangle this turkey"
21 posted on 11/25/2009 10:24:17 AM PST by Safrguns
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To: Wee-Weed Up
Notice how Obama is stepping away from the Turkey in the first picture. The leader of the most powerful military in the world is afraid of a turkey.

He's jealous of the turkey ... it's smarter than him.

22 posted on 11/25/2009 10:26:30 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL!!


23 posted on 11/25/2009 10:27:25 AM PST by Lizavetta
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To: Lucky9teen

Obama: "That turkey just gave me the finger??!!"
24 posted on 11/25/2009 10:27:37 AM PST by Safrguns
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To: Safrguns

“Typical white turkey....”


25 posted on 11/25/2009 10:28:02 AM PST by AuntB (If Al Qaeda grew drugs & burned our forests instead of armed Mexican Cartels would anyone notice?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ok, why is his daughter dressed like she is on the playground instead of standing for an official photo?

Sorry. No class.


26 posted on 11/25/2009 10:28:16 AM PST by Reddy (B.O. stinks)
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To: Lucky9teen

"Relax bird... no reason to get all Wee-Weed up now"
27 posted on 11/25/2009 10:29:27 AM PST by Safrguns
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To: Lucky9teen
"With my pardon of this turkey I have saved or created over 100,000,000 new turkeys!"

28 posted on 11/25/2009 10:30:36 AM PST by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: Lucky9teen

OK media get this right. I am God and this turkey is Adam.

When I touch him with my finger he comes to life, and the world has be recreated.


29 posted on 11/25/2009 10:31:49 AM PST by wendell dertah
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To: Lucky9teen

Obama looks like a awkward IDIOT!

You can tell he is ill at ease.


30 posted on 11/25/2009 10:31:52 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Lucky9teen

Obama: "I thought I said NO VOODOO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!"
31 posted on 11/25/2009 10:32:10 AM PST by Safrguns
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To: Lucky9teen

OK media get this right. I am God and this turkey is Adam.

When I touch him with my finger he comes to life, and the world has been recreated.


32 posted on 11/25/2009 10:32:19 AM PST by wendell dertah
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To: Reddy

Like mother like daughter...surprised????


33 posted on 11/25/2009 10:33:08 AM PST by geege
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To: Lucky9teen

And this turkey is my next stimulus plan.


34 posted on 11/25/2009 10:34:34 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: paulycy

EXCELLENT!!


35 posted on 11/25/2009 10:36:13 AM PST by azishot (And oh yes, WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?)
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To: Lucky9teen
In the name of Jeremiah Wright, I declare you HEALED - -YEAAAAH


36 posted on 11/25/2009 10:43:14 AM PST by nascarnation
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To: Lucky9teen

He’s clearly afraid of the turkey!


37 posted on 11/25/2009 10:46:35 AM PST by Kirkwood
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To: Reddy

Reddy, I thought that too. No class at all.


38 posted on 11/25/2009 10:49:58 AM PST by misharu (Zero, even your family agrees . . .YOU STINK!!!)
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To: ArrogantBustard
He's jealous of the turkey ... it's smarter than him.

Unlike previous presidents, there is a Secret Service agent who carries an umbrella to keep Obama from drowning if it starts raining on him.

39 posted on 11/25/2009 10:50:20 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Obamalaise - the new mood for America.)
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To: nascarnation
You know the bird in that picture you captioned looks to be saying:

Who the hell is THIS jive a$$ed turkey??!

40 posted on 11/25/2009 10:51:51 AM PST by misharu (Zero, even your family agrees . . .YOU STINK!!!)
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