[ClearCase_guy]

"I have good news and bad news, Mrs. Smith."
"Give me the bad news first."
"The test came back positive. I'm afraid you have cancer, and due to your age, I am not allowed to offer you any medical treatment."
"What's the good news?"
"There's a really great mint tea from Brazil that you can use to mitigate the pain you'll be feeling in a few months."

[libertyhoundusnr]

It’s also effective for arthritis when you back it up with a couple hits off a joint.