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Posted on 11/20/2009 4:30:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen
National Boob Belt Day
Michelle Obama First Presidential Wife to be a Hit on Reality TV Series.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: belts; bondagebelt; bowlegged; firstugly; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: ErnBatavia
Ern, if you see me coming, you better run!
Of course, I might not see you...MY EYES! MY PRECIOUS EYES!
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posted on
11/20/2009 6:55:10 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
To: Ratman83; workerbee
She oughta be proud. There ain’t nothin’ wrong with being (as the old blues men say) a river-hipped woman. It’s not like she has wide hips because she eats cheeseburgers three meals a day or something.
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posted on
11/20/2009 6:59:25 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
To: Lucky9teen
Middle Eastern fashion models sport the new Michelle Obama Islamic boob belt. It's 'da bomb!.......
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posted on
11/20/2009 7:01:11 AM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(Pray Psalms 108:9 for Barack Obama.)
To: gimme1ibertee
I’d respond to your post and say, “NONE OF THOSE BLOODY HELEN THOMAS PICS,” but Ern’s post made me blind.
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posted on
11/20/2009 7:01:18 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
To: InShanghai
Is that the Air Force version?
(I’m allowed to say that because I are one. At AF basic you wear that bloody reflective belt abot 60,000 times as long as you handle the M-16.)
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posted on
11/20/2009 7:03:53 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
To: ErnBatavia
NOW...
YOU...
MUST...
DIE!!!!!
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posted on
11/20/2009 7:05:45 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
To: Lucky9teen
I guess I'm confused.
My wife always says that women use accessories to draw attention to their best asset. In this case, the accessory draws your attention to nothing.
What better asset does she have?
To: InShanghai
To: Lucky9teen
69
posted on
11/20/2009 7:17:28 AM PST
by
CSM
(Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
To: Dead Corpse
sure thing
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posted on
11/20/2009 7:19:16 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8)
To: relictele
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posted on
11/20/2009 7:30:07 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8)
To: Mr. Silverback
She should be proud of being an American but she is not.
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posted on
11/20/2009 7:55:29 AM PST
by
Ratman83
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
Change one letter and it's a bomb belt.
For days when she's not proud.
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posted on
11/20/2009 8:26:56 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: ErnBatavia
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/20/2009 8:35:54 AM PST
by
red-dawg
To: Lady Jag
********BEAST**BEAUTY*
To: Lucky9teen
Somehow I always expect her to pull a bat shaped throwing star or a grappling hook out of her belt.
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posted on
11/20/2009 8:39:03 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Do I have to add a sarcasm tag?)
To: Lucky9teen
To: 2111USMC
I saved a Pelousi joke all week and was going to post it until I reread it. I’d probably get a visit from the secret service.
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posted on
11/20/2009 8:47:03 AM PST
by
sunny48
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