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Police: Would-Be Ninja Impaled On Fence
theindychannel.com ^
| November 17, 2009
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Posted on 11/17/2009 2:56:01 PM PST by Abathar
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To: Abathar
Don’t go ninja-in’ nobody that don’t need ninja-in’
To: luckymom
"...with the metal spike sticking out of his butt." In Italian, that's known as an innuendo.
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posted on
11/18/2009 11:37:35 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: jessduntno
They said he was impaled on a fence, not a Maglite.
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posted on
11/18/2009 1:57:53 PM PST
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(There once was a dream called, "Hippy Beat Down." The mere whisper of if caused cops to cry.")
To: jessduntno
“An officer who was looking for an assault victim ...”
I was joking about the way this numb-skull wrote the lead...
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posted on
11/18/2009 2:02:29 PM PST
by
jessduntno
(Graham: "What would we do with Bin Laden?" Holder: "I dunno..." We are so screwed.)
To: Abathar
Police Say Alcohol Likely Played Role
Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.
It is stories like this that just make me happy to be a Washingtonian.
(sarc)
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posted on
11/18/2009 2:05:57 PM PST
by
Grunthor
(I am a jerk. Proceed with that in mind.)
To: Abathar
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posted on
11/29/2009 5:09:13 PM PST
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myknowledge
(F-22 Raptor: World's Largest Distributor of Sukhoi parts!)
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