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Police: Would-Be Ninja Impaled On Fence
theindychannel.com ^ | November 17, 2009 | unknown

Posted on 11/17/2009 2:56:01 PM PST by Abathar

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To: Abathar

Don’t go ninja-in’ nobody that don’t need ninja-in’


41 posted on 11/18/2009 11:33:15 AM PST by tnlibertarian
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To: luckymom
"...with the metal spike sticking out of his butt."

In Italian, that's known as an innuendo.

42 posted on 11/18/2009 11:37:35 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: jessduntno

They said he was impaled on a fence, not a Maglite.


43 posted on 11/18/2009 1:57:53 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (There once was a dream called, "Hippy Beat Down." The mere whisper of if caused cops to cry.")
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To: jessduntno

“An officer who was looking for an assault victim ...”

I was joking about the way this numb-skull wrote the lead...


44 posted on 11/18/2009 2:02:29 PM PST by jessduntno (Graham: "What would we do with Bin Laden?" Holder: "I dunno..." We are so screwed.)
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To: Abathar

Police Say Alcohol Likely Played Role

Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.


It is stories like this that just make me happy to be a Washingtonian.

(sarc)


45 posted on 11/18/2009 2:05:57 PM PST by Grunthor (I am a jerk. Proceed with that in mind.)
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46 posted on 11/29/2009 5:09:13 PM PST by myknowledge (F-22 Raptor: World's Largest Distributor of Sukhoi parts!)
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