Very good.
“Why oh why does [Michelle 0] do this to me? It’s not as if she’s unaware of all those snarky bloggers out there constantly harping on her proclivity for wearing clothes constructed from ordinary household items: tablecloths, upholstery fabric and (the worst) draperies. Not to mention the barrage of criticism about her belts: ‘boob cinchers’, ‘fan belts’, ‘Bentley grilles’ and ‘cemetery gates’”.
ROFLMAO! :)