How does her fat head fit in that little helmet?
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... use your decoder ring, Luke ...
Would that be explained by the ugliness being carried around in her brain causing back strain to hold that head in a vertical location? But then I would be called prejudice if I pointed that out openly, so I've put it in a coded addendum to my post. Some folks have so much nasty in their minds they need a belt to relieve the back strain caused by carrying all that crud around in their gunnysacks! Psychologists even call it that, 'gunnysacking'.
ROTFL!!!