[xJones]

At one time, the South may have had good looking women, now they are increasingly(not entirely) obese WalMartians.Whoo, you wanta fight, you wanta fight?! (jumping up and down)

The South, sir, has such an abundance of beautiful women that we have to ship a large number of them every year to New York for cultural beautification purposes. It's an uphill battle to put it mildly when you consider all those fat, fat, fat Italians and Puerto Ricans but our girls are brave in their missionary work, tough as it is.

[Clemenza]

The ONLY fat people you see in New York City live in the ghetto. There aren't too many fat white people, outside of Staten Island (which really isn't NYC, culturally speaking).

Even when considering the suburbs, I still see more fatties in my trips to TN, Alabama, and Georgia than I do anywhere in the tri-state area.

Texas and Louisiana have some hot women though.