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Apostrophist Corrects Punctuation On Street Signs
Telegraph(UK) ^ | November 10th, 2009

Posted on 11/10/2009 6:16:00 PM PST by Steelfish

Apostrophist Corrects Punctuation On Street Signs

Stefan Gatward, a 62-year-old accountant, has been called a vandal and graffiti artist after he corrected the punctuation on his street signs.

By Chris Irvine 18 Aug 2009

Frustrated by living in "St Johns Close", in Turnbridge Wells, Mr Gatward decided to buy a can of black paint and a craft brush before correcting the name to "St John's Close".

Mr Gatward, a former soldier, said: "I think one should stand up for things and language is worth standing up for. The trouble is that everything is dumbed down now.

"I've lived on St John's Close for 14 months now and have had to look at those signs every day. I decided enough was enough." While some neighbours have praised his actions, others have been less appreciative, including another ex-soldier.

"He asked me what I was doing and told me I was wrong," Mr Gatward said. "He called me a vandal and a graffiti artist. "He tried to tell me that the post office would not deliver to the street if you put an apostropheo n the address."

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: apostrophe

1 posted on 11/10/2009 6:16:01 PM PST by Steelfish
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To: Steelfish; Constitution Day

Eats, shoots, and leaves!


2 posted on 11/10/2009 6:21:25 PM PST by Tax-chick (My taxes pay Anoreth's salary or Dad's pension.)
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To: Steelfish

This falls into an obsolescent, but once flourishing genre of news story, the “Ain’t those British eccentric” variety. Like the guy who drilled seven holes in his head and lived!! (He killed himself by drilling eight holes in his head.) Google “British Eccentric” to get a taste.


3 posted on 11/10/2009 6:27:48 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Only in America does being convicted of a capital crime increase your life expectancy.)
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To: Steelfish

People are funny.


4 posted on 11/10/2009 6:33:11 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: goseminoles
Cheers to you, Mr. Gatward, if that truly is your name...
5 posted on 11/10/2009 6:39:24 PM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Steelfish

Gatward’s name was first spelled Gateward, then Gatweard.


6 posted on 11/10/2009 6:44:46 PM PST by Brugmansian
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To: SunkenCiv

Perhaps of interest to your apostrophism list


7 posted on 11/10/2009 6:55:43 PM PST by Dysart
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To: Steelfish

I admit, seeing it incorrect everyday would annoy me too and having it fixed would feel like having a burr removed from my noggin.


8 posted on 11/10/2009 6:55:45 PM PST by WKL815 (If you want to vote for the perfect candidate, you'd better run yourself.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Thanks for posting this info. I’ll be sure to stop at seven!

BTW: I ALWAYS spell it “Devil’s Lake,” ever since I lived there.


9 posted on 11/10/2009 7:26:23 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: Steelfish

So they have banned apostrophes for “simplicity.”

How about just grunting and pointing. It’s a lot simpler than talking.


10 posted on 11/10/2009 7:28:53 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: Dysart

LOLOL! Thanks Dysart...


11 posted on 11/10/2009 7:39:54 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: Steelfish
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-typo-guys-0521may21,0,701362.story

Typo personalities

Armed with Sharpies, erasers and righteous indignation, two apostles of the apostrophe make it their crusade to rid the world of bad signs


12 posted on 11/10/2009 7:50:02 PM PST by deks
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To: Steelfish

13 posted on 11/10/2009 7:51:29 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Steelfish
Street name signs are made of material that is retro-reflective; that is, the light from your headlamps is reflected in such a way that you do not see glare at night. Painting over this material would ruin that safety feature. The smallest letter that can be used on a street name sign is three inches in height, and that is used only for abbreviations such as AVE or RD. Any punctuation cannot be seen by the average driver at any reasonable distance and certainly not by an older driver.

This guy should have asked the city's traffic engineering department before assuming he knew what he was doing.

14 posted on 11/10/2009 7:55:45 PM PST by Dark Fired Tobacco
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To: Dark Fired Tobacco

Point well made.


15 posted on 11/10/2009 8:03:48 PM PST by Steelfish
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To: Tax-chick
Ahh. This story made my morning!

Hurrah for Mr. Gatward!

16 posted on 11/11/2009 5:14:26 AM PST by Constitution Day
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