My position: Global Warming is most likely not happening. If it is happening, Humans are not the cause. If it did happen, Global Warming would, on balance, cause more good than harm. The big danger for mankind is Global Cooling which would cause a great deal of trouble. There is evidence that Global Cooling is the current trend (and, no, that's also not our fault).
Everything Al Gore says is a lie.
Too much rain = global warming
Too little rain = global warming
Too cold = global warming
Too hot = global warming
Lots of snow = global warming
Not much snow = global warming
Hurricanes = global warming
No hurricanes = global warming
Tornadoes = global warming
No tornadoes = global warming
Did I leave anything out? < /sarc >
That damn George Bush..
This, like everything else, is George W. Bush’s fault.
“New Jersey vineyards” is not a phrase one expects.
New Jersey has wine ?
Wine made from grapes repeatedly sprayed with fungicide.
Sounds yummy.
Perhaps I should just buy the fungicide and mix it with grape juice.