Lets go Bears.
BOYCOTT THE NFL!!!!
In the wake of the Limbaugh fiasco, the Color Guards at all the NFL games will have Pig’s Blood thrown on them and the American flag, while everyone rises to sing “Obmama’s gonna change da world”. GIVE A SHOUTOUT, HOMES!
and here is how it is all going to come down: Vick's Former Bitches will have a lite lunch of barbecued Deadskins... 
with a Cherry Lime Ricky and a hard boiled egg chaser. Allegra will be as beautiful as ever be she will not be a happy camperette.
Some days you eat Da Bear, but this day they eat Arid Zona.
Da Dirty Byrds cannot count as high as 85, but they still have Cincy's number this afternoon.
Allegra gets back her fantastic smile as my Upset Special has her Texicans... 
shocking Manning Heavy in Indy--
The press will declare he has a case of his little brother's virus... 
the Jersey Whine Flu!
Now, big's Pattycakes are planning on having a Phin soufflé in New England, but I think they will have one hell of case of heartburn before it is all over.
At the same time, big, never fear, your other team... 
the Packer Wackers, will be visiting that Other Bay for a quick smoke and run. Even Aaron cain't blow this one.
My Old Dallas Texans... 
will find no mercy in Jacksonville.
N'awleans will feast on Cajun Blacken De Fanged Panther Paws at the Dome to be the only unbeaten team left.
The Seahags will play Detroit and no one cares who wins.
Da 9ers travel to the Volunteer States to battle the Old Earlers. It will not be fun as Phisher's Phools now know how to win.
The San-in-my-Crack Diegos keep Dem Jersey Jints on the downfall... 
much to my and big's delight!
Monday Night Big Ben's Stoolers show Denver how to lose back to back feetball games.
Now, me 'Boys go into the belly of the beast in Philly. Methink... 
it is time for payback for last year's disaster--
but I pray we don't... 
wade our shiny metal asses into the fan!
Thank goodness for this week's by-lesbo gathering as TO can cry on Brett's shoulder while the Brown Stain, Rambutts, Raiderless ALibi and Jersey's Other Team all get nakked in the hot tub.
Just don't... 
drink the water!
Okay, let's go to... 
war!
The NFL can bugger off, they don’t like people who think like I do.
The Saints play twice at 4 PM?
The FOX pregame show in Afghanistan was pretty cool.
Kubiak- dumbest coach in the NFL.
My Rushcott has entered week 3.
Has there ever been the case where at the midpoint of the season, we would have five teams with only one win each?