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Sleepwalker beaten after men find him in apartment
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| Nov 6,
Posted on 11/07/2009 5:24:55 AM PST by JoeProBono
OWA CITY, Iowa Charges have been filed against three men accused of beating a man who sleepwalks after they found him asleep in one of the men's apartment. Iowa City Police Sgt. Troy Kelsay said the 21-year-old victim who was not identified, suffered injuries over most of his body.
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KEYWORDS: sleepwalker
To: JoeProBono
Not guilty. If I was the vic, I’d stick with that sleepwalking story, juries love it.
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posted on
11/07/2009 5:32:02 AM PST
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The People have abdicated our duties; ... and anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses)
To: JoeProBono
I sleepwalked once. My wife and the woman's irate husband never bought it. To this day, I swear I was sleep walking and do not have any idea how I wound up in that woman's bed. I fell asleep at work, sleepwalked to my car, sleep drove to her house, then sleepwalked inside and got in her bed. Somehow, no one yet has believed this story but I am sticking to it no matter what.
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posted on
11/07/2009 5:33:11 AM PST
by
Bad Jack Bauer
(Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)
To: JoeProBono
...????...pssst wake up....hi...*SMACK*
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posted on
11/07/2009 5:37:08 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Bad Jack Bauer
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posted on
11/07/2009 5:41:35 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Speaking from personal experience back in the day, “sleepwalking” is usually followed by a horrific hangover.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
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posted on
11/07/2009 5:47:31 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Bad Jack Bauer
Somehow, no one yet has believed this story but I am sticking to it no matter what. "A Guide for the Married Man". 1967
Ed Stander (Robert Morse): "Deny, deny, deny!
Paul Manning (Walter Matthau): "But what if...?"
Ed Stander: "Deny!"
Paul Manning: "But then..."
Ed Stander: "Deny!"
Paul Manning: "Wouldn't I...?"
Ed Stander: "Deny, deny, deny!"
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posted on
11/07/2009 6:26:04 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.)
To: RGSpincich
<Speaking from personal experience back in the day, sleepwalking is usually followed by a horrific hangover.
I’m in Iowa City. We have a lot of college students. We have a bunch o’bars. Put 2+2 together. The only thing different about this version is that the guy got beat up. Usually people just ‘help’ the person get out of their house.
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posted on
11/07/2009 7:06:32 AM PST
by
radiohead
(Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
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