Sleepwalker beaten after men find him in apartment

news ^ | Nov 6,

[JoeProBono]

OWA CITY, Iowa – Charges have been filed against three men accused of beating a man who sleepwalks after they found him asleep in one of the men's apartment. Iowa City Police Sgt. Troy Kelsay said the 21-year-old victim who was not identified, suffered injuries over most of his body.

[JoeProBono]

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Not guilty. If I was the vic, I’d stick with that sleepwalking story, juries love it.

[Bad Jack Bauer]

I sleepwalked once. My wife and the woman's irate husband never bought it. To this day, I swear I was sleep walking and do not have any idea how I wound up in that woman's bed. I fell asleep at work, sleepwalked to my car, sleep drove to her house, then sleepwalked inside and got in her bed. Somehow, no one yet has believed this story but I am sticking to it no matter what.

[Doogle]

...????...pssst wake up....hi...*SMACK*

[JoeProBono]

[RGSpincich]

Speaking from personal experience back in the day, “sleepwalking” is usually followed by a horrific hangover.

[JoeProBono]

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Somehow, no one yet has believed this story but I am sticking to it no matter what.

"A Guide for the Married Man". 1967

Ed Stander (Robert Morse): "Deny, deny, deny!
Paul Manning (Walter Matthau): "But what if...?"
Ed Stander: "Deny!"
Paul Manning: "But then..."
Ed Stander: "Deny!"
Paul Manning: "Wouldn't I...?"
Ed Stander: "Deny, deny, deny!"

[radiohead]

<Speaking from personal experience back in the day, “sleepwalking” is usually followed by a horrific hangover.

I’m in Iowa City. We have a lot of college students. We have a bunch o’bars. Put 2+2 together. The only thing different about this version is that the guy got beat up. Usually people just ‘help’ the person get out of their house.