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1 posted on 11/04/2009 11:26:31 AM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Crabs and sex... reminds me of college.


2 posted on 11/04/2009 11:28:16 AM PST by IronKros (The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup)
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3 posted on 11/04/2009 11:28:27 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono
Lol. Where in the hell do these type of studies get their funding?

Nevermind, I just looked at my paycheck and saw the deduction.
4 posted on 11/04/2009 11:28:30 AM PST by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: JoeProBono

Is that a bulge in your claw or are you just happy to see me?


5 posted on 11/04/2009 11:30:32 AM PST by BP2 (I think, therefore I'm a conservative)
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To: JoeProBono

I expect humans will do this too. Any research?


7 posted on 11/04/2009 11:30:45 AM PST by Steelfish
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To: JoeProBono

I should’a learned to play the guitar,
should’a learned to play them drums...


8 posted on 11/04/2009 11:32:15 AM PST by stormer
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To: JoeProBono

Interesting - and I know people who have exchanged sex and got crabs.


9 posted on 11/04/2009 11:33:07 AM PST by PGR88
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To: JoeProBono

What, you mean it’s not all an invetnon of the evil patriarchy and we didn’t all live happily in androgynous tribes before capitalism was invented? :)


10 posted on 11/04/2009 11:34:43 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves ("If you cannot pick it up and run with it, you don't really own it." -- Robert Heinlein)
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To: JoeProBono
just like some people - fiddler crabs will exchange favours for sex.

Only some people? What do you call marriage?

11 posted on 11/04/2009 11:35:34 AM PST by Nonstatist
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To: Slings and Arrows

I wonder just how they discovered this?


14 posted on 11/04/2009 11:54:54 AM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: JoeProBono

Sleazy crab ladies taste better, they come already buttered....With comments like that, I had better scuttle quietly away.


15 posted on 11/04/2009 11:56:51 AM PST by dog breath
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To: JoeProBono

So the neighborhood stud crab sees to the needs of all the desperate housewife crabs... Hmmmmm


17 posted on 11/04/2009 12:01:52 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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Well, you know what this means.

Because they found an animal in nature that does this, this means prostitution must be a “natural” act for humans.

I mean, isn’t that the same, lame argument to justify homosexuality?


18 posted on 11/04/2009 12:03:18 PM PST by Sister_T (Stealing from the rich to give to the poor is still stealing ... Exodus 20:15)
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To: JoeProBono

“...just like some people - fiddler crabs will exchange favours for sex. Male crabs will protect a female neighbour but do so partly in exchange for sex.”

Humans call this “marriage”.


19 posted on 11/04/2009 12:04:57 PM PST by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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27 posted on 11/04/2009 12:14:11 PM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: JoeProBono

You know what the female crabs say, “You can tell from the size of their claw.”


32 posted on 11/04/2009 12:21:40 PM PST by CrazyIvan (What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
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33 posted on 11/04/2009 2:58:16 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: NormsRevenge

This struggle was captured by von Stuck with his famous painting “Two Male Crabs Fighting Over a Female Crab”.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2378621/posts


35 posted on 11/04/2009 6:12:51 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: JoeProBono

Wonder if they roll over and go to sleep afterwards!!!


36 posted on 11/04/2009 6:14:11 PM PST by longhorn too
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