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1 posted on 11/02/2009 2:19:43 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition
Use a double bit Axe to shave!
2 posted on 11/02/2009 2:33:08 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: Daffynition

That’s just a darn shame. Poor guy. Maybe he thought it would make girls blind, deaf, dumb, and stupid like the commercial does.


3 posted on 11/02/2009 2:37:47 AM PST by MestaMachine (One if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by Air Force 1, 4 if by Thread.)
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To: Daffynition

I should be able to sue High Karate for their self defense instructions being ineffective in fighting off the women when using their after shave...


4 posted on 11/02/2009 2:37:52 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: Daffynition

5 posted on 11/02/2009 2:38:07 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Daffynition

Its good to see common sense tort law is spreading around the globe.


9 posted on 11/02/2009 2:49:06 AM PST by SampleMan (No one should die on a gov. waiting list., or go broke because the gov. has dictated their salary.)
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To: Daffynition; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33

Indian man, eh?

Maybe he should just pick out a girl and try to curry her favor.

I bet she wouldn’t make make him sari.

He could pick her up tonight at eight o’clock, on the dot.


10 posted on 11/02/2009 2:58:17 AM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: Daffynition

Now this is funny!


22 posted on 11/02/2009 3:53:34 AM PST by stevem
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To: Daffynition

It’s a deodorant!
Not a cure for stupidity!


24 posted on 11/02/2009 4:21:37 AM PST by BuffaloJack (All Dictators have their Henchmen; the President just calls them his Czars.)
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To: windcliff

ping


26 posted on 11/02/2009 5:38:10 AM PST by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: Daffynition; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
Wrong spray:


28 posted on 11/02/2009 8:45:39 AM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: Daffynition

This thread is worthless without pics. Seriously, let’s see how hideous this troll is.


29 posted on 11/02/2009 8:51:30 AM PST by BJClinton (Any "healthcare reform" without tort reform is a fraud.)
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To: Daffynition

Perhaps he needs to head for the Audubon Zoo.


32 posted on 11/02/2009 8:57:31 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Daffynition; Tijeras_Slim
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It's true, you know.

35 posted on 11/02/2009 9:24:57 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner; Allegra; Bacon Man; Hap; glide625

You have GOT to see this thread ping. I can’t stop laughing!


37 posted on 11/02/2009 9:37:58 AM PST by Xenalyte (Yes, Chef!)
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To: Daffynition

Decades ago, it took me a while to figure out what some coworkers were talking about, after they delegated an older lady to discretely talk to me about regular bathing and body oder.

Naturally I showered, shaved, deoderized, and put on clean socks and underwear every morning before going to work, so it was rather perplexing.

I also used English Leather aftershave every morning.

Smelled good coming out of the bottle, but seems it made me smell like a sweaty horse to others.

Maybe I should have sued. And also sued my coworkers for “insensitivity”.

Instead, Itossed the Leather, and switched to Avon’s Wild Country. No more malodorous problems.

Plus side is, I have a lot of vintage decanters now.


39 posted on 11/02/2009 2:26:12 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (God wants a Liberal or RINO hanging from every tree...or TWO, if they're UN meddlers.)
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To: Daffynition

Vaibhav, buddy, I have some bad news. It ain't the after-shave.

41 posted on 11/02/2009 2:35:27 PM PST by Billthedrill
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