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1 posted on 10/30/2009 1:22:46 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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Boy, that’s a hard one to get anyone to believe.


2 posted on 10/30/2009 1:24:11 PM PDT by DallasDeb (USAFA '06 Mom)
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To: BenLurkin

Nasti.


3 posted on 10/30/2009 1:25:01 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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Yeppers woman driver, broken headlight... moose every time.


4 posted on 10/30/2009 1:25:31 PM PDT by steveo (Two Thousand Ten - Never Again)
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Was the moose upset not finding any cheese? That woman is lucky she didn’t get bit. She’s somebody’s sister.


7 posted on 10/30/2009 1:28:00 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (As government grows, corruption flows.)
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Maine moose ping.


8 posted on 10/30/2009 1:30:25 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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Should have run over it. There is almost enough meat on a big moose to pay for that Yuppie Volvo! They really do taste good!

Many years ago Maine made the moose the State animal. The very next day the legislature approved a moose season. Rep from Old Town, Steve Gould stood in the legislature and played “Taps” on his trombone!

9 posted on 10/30/2009 1:31:21 PM PDT by WellyP
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To: BenLurkin

I remember the moose/sister thing from a few years ago but what was the story behind it?


10 posted on 10/30/2009 1:31:53 PM PDT by submarinerswife ("If I win I can't 't be stopped! If I lose I shall be dead." - George S. Patton)
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To: BenLurkin

I have *almost* the same reaction when I see a Volvo, but with counseling, I’ve learned to bring it under control.


15 posted on 10/30/2009 1:34:14 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (It's better to give a Ford to the Kidney Foundation than a kidney to the Ford Foundation.)
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This is going to be fun..


16 posted on 10/30/2009 1:38:27 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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Volvo. She deserves whatever befalls her. Some days you’re Palin, some days you’re the moose.


17 posted on 10/30/2009 1:39:31 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Ram "Health Care Reform" down our throats in '09, and we'll ram it up your @ss in '10.)
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Must be right wing moose——— identified a liberal by the VlaVla it was driving


18 posted on 10/30/2009 1:39:39 PM PDT by the long march
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What kind of bumper sticker did she have on her car, O or McCann?


19 posted on 10/30/2009 1:39:48 PM PDT by charles1252
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20 posted on 10/30/2009 1:41:54 PM PDT by abb ("What ISN'T in the news is often more important than what IS." Ed Biersmith, 1942 -)
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To: BenLurkin; Slings and Arrows

A moose once sent Ted Kennedy’s car into the drink. Or something like that.


23 posted on 10/30/2009 1:43:52 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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27 posted on 10/30/2009 1:49:10 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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Hoo baby. I never mess with a moose if the moose is loose, because if you goose the moose it's abuse and they'll take you to the calaboose.

You don't mess wit' 'em. Not only has God designed the beastie out of spare parts, He's placed about a ton of meat on top of four spindly legs that will just about land him flush in your back seat if you hit him. That would be through anything that's in between. You, for one.

28 posted on 10/30/2009 1:49:30 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Dd I ever tell ya'll about the time a moose bit my sister ????...
aww never mind ....
34 posted on 10/30/2009 2:17:34 PM PDT by Robe (Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
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It probably mistook the car for something else. Moose are seriously dim-witted critters.


39 posted on 10/30/2009 2:36:47 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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Moose in Maine are generally non-plused.

FWIW, it's rut season ....or maybe this lady hit something else and is making up the story .......but I see she was driving a Volvo, not a Falcon.


41 posted on 10/30/2009 3:39:34 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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42 posted on 10/30/2009 4:08:23 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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