Pat Robertson's Web Site Warns Against Demonic Halloween Candy

. TV preacher Pat Robertson’s Web site has just issued a bulletin warning Americans of the real threat we face this season: Demons may be lurking in our Halloween candy.

In a column on the Christian Broadcasting Network’s Web site, writer Kimberly Daniels asserts that “demons” sneak into bags of Halloween candy at grocery stores.

“[M]ost of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches,” Daniels wrote. “I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.”

The Rev. Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, urged Robertson and Daniels to lighten up.

“I’ve heard of the devil being in the details, but to think he’s lurking inside a Snickers bar is a little too much,” Lynn quipped. “Pat Robertson has always peddled some scary stuff, but this is over the top.”

Daniels asserts that far from being harmless fun, Halloween is a veritable doorway to hell, full of literal monsters.

“Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats,” she wrote. “It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.”

Gosh...that’s *probably* why God gave us a *new* testament.

AFAIC, people can believe in and/or worship whatever they like.

It won’t be *my* problem.

Pardon me for trying to spare “wiccans” a nasty post-mortem surprise.

The original proposition was:

"Whatever is not of God is of the devil."

Assuming that the proposition is made in a dualistic frame of reference, with "God" being the good guy, and "the devil" being the bad guy, this would be, logically a tautology, and not arguable.

You have, however seen fit to label it as "...specious and pointless ... absurd and brainless ..."

Apart from the invective, your argument assumes facts not stated or implied in the original proposition. For example, nowhere in the original proposition was it stated that only that which is mentioned in the Old Testament is of God. You, however have created a strawman out of the US and its Constitution.

Apart from the historical evidence that the authors of this document were, at the very least Deists (Jefferson) and in most other cases committed Christians, the attendant documents, such as the Declaration of Independence and The Federalist Papers, make it abundantly clear that the Founders were establishing a State that they thought would be, as closely as possible, "of God."

Asserting that this could not be the case because it was not foretold by a document which predates the Union by over 2,000 years is a logical post hoc ergo propter hoc.

"For that matter the only religious belief mentioned in the old testament is Judaism so all other beliefs must be of the devil." Your assumption is erroneous. The OT is replete with mention of pagan religions (Baal, Egyptian Magic, The Golden Calf) and it makes it abundantly clear that these are of the devil. Judaism is the only religion given to man directly by God, and Christianity is the natural fulfillment of its prophecies, just as Wicca and Satanism are natural variants of the religions of man.

Pointing out the dangers inherent in a behavior, Protagoras, is not the same as prohibiting that behavior, a fact not fully appreciated by our society today, as it tries to legislate everything from food content to vaccines.

By the way, thank you for your service. I think we can agree that now is not the time to engage in a Saturnine feast.

Oh cr*p! Did you see THIS?

Necco Goes All-Natural
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,571330,00.html

“Beet juice, purple cabbage, cocoa powder and turmeric — a spice often used in curries — are some of the natural ingredients in the new wafers, which will be phased in at retail stores before and after Halloween. . . . One thing will be missing, however. “We lost green,” she said. Green, one of eight original wafer colors, was too hard to duplicate in the all-natural process. It seems the lime flavor could be reproduced naturally, but the color lacked consistency so it was scrapped. That leaves seven flavors/colors: orange; lemon (yellow); clove (pink); cinnamon (white); wintergreen (purple); licorice (gray); and chocolate, which now will come in variations of milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and mocha.”

Beet juice? Purple cabbage? MOCHA?!? In my NECCO WAFERS???? Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh!!!! What is this world coming to????

Oh noooooooooo. RATS!!!!!! I just got done saying they were my favorites then they go and change everything about them.

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Thanks for the info and the link.

They will hear from me shortly.

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