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Iowa Man Ordering Food at a Restaurant Called a Zombie, Then Punched =Twice
Star Tribune ^
| October 25, 2009
Posted on 10/25/2009 4:27:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
To: nickcarraway
Where was Alan Grayson this morning?
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:29:31 PM PDT
by
kempster
To: nickcarraway
The man had it coming. He should have admitted his zombie status immediately. Then all would be well.
To: nickcarraway; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
Hey, that’s discrimination against the undead.
The perp should be caught and have his warm gooey brains eaten.
/ bad joke ping.
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:30:51 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: nickcarraway
I emphatically deny that I was in Iowa City at any time this weekend, nor are my knuckles abraded in any way.
To: kempster
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:32:24 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
To: nickcarraway
Glenn Beck called all his listeners “ zombies “ the other night on O’Reilly’s show . Some patriot .
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:33:08 PM PDT
by
sushiman
To: kempster
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:34:24 PM PDT
by
jla
To: nickcarraway; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
To: sushiman
Nonsense. I don’t believe that for a minute.
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:37:16 PM PDT
by
perfect_rovian_storm
(The worst is behind us. Unfortunately it is really well endowed.)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:37:27 PM PDT
by
TLEIBY308
(Keep yer powder dry and watch yer top Knot.)
To: sushiman
From the comments on the article
It was simply
a case of mistaken identity.....the victim was simply mistaken for being a zombie when in fact he was not, he may have looked like one but that doesn't mean he was one. The attacker apparantly believed the victim was a zombie and did what he thought was appropriate which was sock him in the eye and then when the victim tried calling for help he was rewarded by the attacker with a wallop to the nose. The guy who hates zombies needs to go to some anger control therapy because you just cant go around punching zombies in the face.
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:37:43 PM PDT
by
Ronin
(Nemo me impune lacesset)
To: nickcarraway
There is no way alcohol was involved in this incident.
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:40:08 PM PDT
by
steveo
(Two Thousand Ten - Never Again)
To: TLEIBY308
*reading from the zombie handbook*
“Welcome to the ranks of the shuffling snuffling undead! As a new member of the ravening zombie hordes, you will need to know a few things.
First, it’s said, “Braaaaaaaaaains!”
Second, more drool and shuffle, less transfixed staring.”
Don’t ask how I got the handbook.
/ bad joke.
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:40:54 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: nickcarraway
Rule #4: The Double-Tap
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:41:16 PM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: Ronin
Right you are. Shovels are much more appropriate, even more so if the eating establishment is a Waffle House!
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:41:40 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Wait, what?)
To: nickcarraway
I blame Obama, King of the Zombies.
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:42:36 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: steveo
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:43:12 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(4-times an extremist)
To: nickcarraway
What they don’t tell you is the guy ordered a plate of human flesh, medium. They won’t do it rare anymore, e coli don’t you know.
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posted on
10/25/2009 4:44:34 PM PDT
by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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