God I hate zombies
*reading from the zombie handbook*
“Welcome to the ranks of the shuffling snuffling undead! As a new member of the ravening zombie hordes, you will need to know a few things.
First, it’s said, “Braaaaaaaaaains!”
Second, more drool and shuffle, less transfixed staring.”
Don’t ask how I got the handbook.
/ bad joke.
Especially MZB.